Wait - Ted's going to pay for my obesity, booze, cell phones, birth control AND abortions? Guess I should say thanks by buying a 99-cent vinyl of "If You Can't Lick 'Em...Lick 'Em."
Don't forget your goatskin leggings.
That's not a very nice thing to call Nancy. Accurate, yes, but unkind.
Dromedary or bactrian? I need too keep track of my humps (my lovely lady lumps).
No, but it was in the rave scene in Mr. Penguin's Poppers
No human female would ever await Congress.
Support your right to harm bears.
In case of piapism, call your doctor.
We could use the Orgazmatron.
That wouldn't even be an amuse bouche for a flamingo, much less a big ol giraffe.