TheMeatmaker

TheMeatmaker

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415 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Ted Nugent Death / Jai... · 0 replies · +2 points

Wait - Ted's going to pay for my obesity, booze, cell phones, birth control AND abortions? Guess I should say thanks by buying a 99-cent vinyl of "If You Can't Lick 'Em...Lick 'Em."

420 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Watch Nancy Pelosi Try... · 0 replies · +1 points

Don't forget your goatskin leggings.

432 weeks ago @ Wonkette - 'Ronald Reagan Riding ... · 0 replies · +2 points

That's not a very nice thing to call Nancy. Accurate, yes, but unkind.

436 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Adorable Underdog Soma... · 0 replies · +2 points

Dromedary or bactrian? I need too keep track of my humps (my lovely lady lumps).

436 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Science: Gay Hooligan ... · 1 reply · +9 points

No, but it was in the rave scene in Mr. Penguin's Poppers

436 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Science: Gay Hooligan ... · 0 replies · +10 points

No human female would ever await Congress.

437 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Stand Your Ground Tota... · 5 replies · +12 points

Support your right to harm bears.

437 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Your Monday Wisconsin ... · 0 replies · +5 points

In case of piapism, call your doctor.

440 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Hilariously Delusional... · 1 reply · +11 points

We could use the Orgazmatron.

447 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Joe Arpaio Demands Bar... · 0 replies · +2 points

That wouldn't even be an amuse bouche for a flamingo, much less a big ol giraffe.