gdp's Comments

chainsawsuit by kris straub : happy new year 2013

Tue, 1 Jan 2013 15:43:16 +0000

Kris. Get off me Kris. Kris stop it. Stop humping my leg. GODDAMMIT KRIS I DIDN'T THINK THIS WAS WHAT YOU MEANT WHEN YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME

Halolz : Election Day

Thu, 8 Nov 2012 23:26:53 +0000

Oh god... It's on the ceiling...

Halolz : [VIDEO] Two Best Sisters Play - Resident Evil 4

Fri, 5 Oct 2012 00:37:32 +0000

At the end of Bastion, you sail away to the Motherland. I assume it's Russia, and you get infinite Vodka which ups all your stats to infinity because that's how Bastion works.

Halolz : [VIDEO] The story of Diablo 3 in all of its great importance

Tue, 2 Oct 2012 22:26:30 +0000

You really gotta respect Diablo, she walks around naked in public and doesn't give two shits about the adventurers who will inevitably slay her somehow.

Halolz : HAS BAZILLIONS OF GUNS...

Sat, 29 Sep 2012 13:44:24 +0000

I don't think the engine is written that way, also silenced guns are less hurty. Less hurty guns are bad in four player multiplayer where every enemy is a goddamn bullet sponge.

Halolz : HAS BAZILLIONS OF GUNS...

Sat, 29 Sep 2012 13:43:03 +0000

I'm not sure what the Energizing prefix adds to it, but I would have quite enjoyed the Bane if not for the fact that it makes you literally as slow as shit. Edit: Also it's a Hyperion SMG. Worst thing ever.

Halolz : Problems With Borderlands Cash

Thu, 27 Sep 2012 12:45:25 +0000

Also I think he's not caucasian. He's like... Well I would guess he's of South American descent due to his name.

Halolz : Problems With Borderlands Cash

Thu, 27 Sep 2012 12:44:06 +0000

I think it's a Rakk Hive. You fight on in Borderlands 1.

Halolz : beep boop hello comrade

Sat, 18 Aug 2012 15:25:50 +0000

That have rabies.

Halolz : WHAT A HORRIBLE DREAM!

Sun, 12 Aug 2012 21:44:19 +0000

Gaben is so fat that- *gunshot*

Halolz : WHAT A HORRIBLE DREAM!

Sun, 12 Aug 2012 21:43:40 +0000

I bet I'll get ALL of the -1s if I call Gabe fat so many times that he pushes Half Life: 3 back... <img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/16/Drevil_million_dollars.jpg/200px-Drevil_million_dollars.jpg"> ONE HUNDRED MILLION YEARS!

Halolz : The Lego of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

Thu, 9 Aug 2012 15:49:54 +0000

Does it mean I've ascended to a higher form if I'm immune to stepping on Legos?

Halolz : The Lego of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

Thu, 9 Aug 2012 15:48:38 +0000

Don't new lego games have voices?

chainsawsuit by kris straub : footprints in the sand, part 2

Thu, 9 Aug 2012 14:50:19 +0000

Actually, I figured it out. The Stormtroopers ARE elite marksmen, but nobody would dare shoot at Harrison Ford or any of his friends. Which is why Aunt and Uncle Owen died. They weren't friends with Ford.

Halolz : [VIDEO] Scout Tries to Break the Land Speed Record

Fri, 20 Jul 2012 15:04:42 +0000

http://drmcninja.com/comics/2010-10-13-20p27.jpg Entirely relevant.

Halolz : FREE BOAT RIDE FOR FOUR!!!

Sun, 15 Jul 2012 13:53:14 +0000

Halolz : why can't I, hold all these wallets?

Sat, 14 Jul 2012 04:23:26 +0000

Because your money vacuum broke?

Halolz : REDUCE AN ENEMY TO A PILE OF ASHES

Fri, 13 Jul 2012 15:16:28 +0000

So all games should make the loot on disintegrated foes turn to ash as well. I'll tell everybody at the next big dev conference. And who cares if the loot turns into ash, that just means you have more chances at getting Pyromania items!

Halolz : REDUCE AN ENEMY TO A PILE OF ASHES

Fri, 13 Jul 2012 15:14:23 +0000

You fail to realize they are almost entirely claw.

Halolz : HEY!

Thu, 12 Jul 2012 01:20:36 +0000

Might as well throw in a huge and/or relevant comic. (Protip: it's and) <img src='http://cdn.brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/comics/2011-04-01-323-Philips%27Box.jpg'>