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chainsawsuit by kris straub : homeland sexcurity

Wed, 24 Jul 2013 06:05:09 +0000

Goat surgeon.

chainsawsuit by kris straub : time ruiner gets lazy

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 22:38:30 +0000

Did I comment in the wrong alternative reality again?

chainsawsuit by kris straub : time ruiner gets lazy

Mon, 8 Apr 2013 18:52:12 +0000

Mar-ception?

chainsawsuit by kris straub : time ruiner gets lazy

Mon, 8 Apr 2013 07:16:19 +0000

Washington, ill fed for the Christmas attack across the Delaware, died later that day. In alterna-now Native Americans still exist, France became a dominant force among powers in Western Europe and one of the city states to emerge from China has made the precursor to a dwarf star in a secret lab deep within the Yukon.

chainsawsuit by kris straub : exciting star wars news

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 18:40:13 +0000

The alliance isn't honoring social security checks, apparently.

chainsawsuit by kris straub : exciting star wars news

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 18:37:17 +0000

Han, put that down. It's just a chair.

chainsawsuit by kris straub : two cops in "doctor dilemma"

Fri, 30 Nov 2012 10:12:16 +0000

*Chase

chainsawsuit by kris straub : in uteromance

Fri, 19 Oct 2012 08:25:41 +0000

It felt so wrong, but perfectly right at the same time: he had an X chromosome. They would be two halves of the same female.

chainsawsuit by kris straub : a birthday must

Wed, 3 Oct 2012 16:39:43 +0000

The Smell Wizard and the Bug Man present Decomposing Flesh, a sing-a-long coming to a Bar Mitzvah. Just one Bar Mitzvah, and never again.

chainsawsuit by kris straub : footprints in the sand, part 1

Thu, 9 Aug 2012 06:35:31 +0000

I apologize. I saw it somewhere else. I'm all across the internet, and I've made the mistake before. On chainsawsuit. As an artist, I know a little prestige makes the horrible payout worthwhile.

chainsawsuit by kris straub : footprints in the sand, part 1

Wed, 8 Aug 2012 16:02:09 +0000

"We walked in line to conceal our numbers."

chainsawsuit by kris straub : bad credit

Fri, 3 Aug 2012 08:08:08 +0000

Nothing to do with Scientology, you can tell he's a janitor by the fact that a pocket protector isn't visible.

chainsawsuit by kris straub : bad credit

Fri, 3 Aug 2012 08:04:36 +0000

The janitor should takes those goggles off, no self respecting scientist would resort to a church for answers.

chainsawsuit by kris straub : one moving solution

Tue, 31 Jul 2012 19:47:42 +0000

It's slightly better than when the kennel inflated my dog with a bicycle pump.

chainsawsuit by kris straub : winners don't use drugs

Fri, 20 Jul 2012 08:19:35 +0000

I'd downvote this self promotion if I didn't love guinea pigs.

chainsawsuit by kris straub : winners don't use drugs

Fri, 20 Jul 2012 04:49:14 +0000

Next on TLC, the job's dirty but the drama is worse. We're just kidding, this job is awful. Followed by Polygamist Siblings.

chainsawsuit by kris straub : life in the future

Wed, 11 Jul 2012 21:19:34 +0000

I was just looking for a cheap excuse to use it. I'm sorry, guys.

chainsawsuit by kris straub : life in the future

Wed, 11 Jul 2012 12:48:59 +0000

I'm currently Kickstarting a site that will be able to competently compete against Kickstarter and bring astro physical anomalies into being. Check it out at http://kickstarter.com/y̨̧̟̤̦̤̳͆̋͆̽ͤo... ̶̤̱̳͆̿͛̒͛̌h̯̫̰̠̦͖̦̱̄̆̔ͩ̊̍͑a̵̧͇̬͉̹̣̮ͪ̌̑ͮͮ͌̽v̫̟̒͛ͭ̔́͒ͫ͒̕e̛͚͎͎̯̎́̆͐̊ͣ̃͘ ͔̤ͣ̏t̜̏̅ͅo͍ͥ̎̕ ̗̩̻̟͙̗ͮͥ́ͭ̄̆̄̕͡g̴̨̻̱̍ͬ̒̿͐̒̀ơ̢̖̠͕̠̻͍̘̼͗͠ ̹̫͙̹̞̫͉́̃͗̂͒̍͛i̷̲͎͉͎̰ͪ̊n̫̥̬̺̹̋ͯͮ̇͟͡s̲̹̬͇̮͊́͠ī̧̡͍̬̲̺̝̳̬͓͛̒̽̊͊͡ḏ̷̨͕̼̙̼̟̝̅̾͘ėͭ͏̪͙̠͝/ Surely this is a good idea.

chainsawsuit by kris straub : more adventures of h.p. wuvcraft

Wed, 11 Jul 2012 12:36:14 +0000

There's the door. Find your way out. Unspeakable horrors await on its exterior.

chainsawsuit by kris straub : more adventures of h.p. wuvcraft

Mon, 9 Jul 2012 16:22:23 +0000

You misspelled Sub-Saharan cultist.