ThatsWacc

ThatsWacc

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70 comments posted · 2 followers · following 0

9 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Opening Bell: 2.13.15 · 2 replies · +7 points

"“What does a doctor pull out of a person?” “A gerbil!” she replied."

I don't know, I usually don't require a doctor to get it out...

- Jeff G.

9 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Call The (Shake Shack)... · 0 replies · +1 points

48.23

9 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Opening Bell: 09.30.14 · 0 replies · +37 points

"It's been confusing, frantic, and sad."

This sounds like my sex life.

9 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Opening Bell: 09.23.14 · 0 replies · +35 points

"hanging out in the Playboy Mansion in L.A. and looking after tons of rappers and footballers."

I bet she really "looked" after them

- Guy who isn't fooled.

9 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Angelo Mozilo Has No I... · 0 replies · +36 points

Can any of you guys tell me if coordinating the colour of my skin with my bow tie and cuff links is too aggressive for an analyst?

- Guy who has been getting some weird looks today

9 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Dealbreaker Chef de Cu... · 0 replies · +41 points

"During my excruciating tryout for Dealbreaker’s Chef de cuisine job, a 7-week ordeal that incorporated the toughest elements of Top Chef, Chopped and Cutthroat Kitchen"

I will assume that this is also the interview process that Shazar was put through, as it is quite clear that no one judged his ability to write intelligent blog posts.

9 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Opening Bell: 08.21.14 · 3 replies · +39 points

Honest question:

What are you guys doing all morning to require an extra two hours past the opening bell to round up 8 articles from the internet?

- Guy who will only take negotiating a competitive comp package to bring Matt back as an acceptable answer

9 years ago @ Dealbreaker - German Firm Does For E... · 1 reply · +46 points

Any word on whether the DB IT Hamster will come up with a similar tool for this site that just deletes Shazar's post as he attempts to put them up?

- Guy who could use the emotional relief

9 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Opening Bell: 08.14.14 · 5 replies · +64 points

Yeah lady, I'm sure your son was real "disturbed" by the picture.

- Former 14 year old who isn't buying it

9 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Bloomberg POSH Listing... · 0 replies · +27 points

I was really sad when I saw this ad expired on the 11th. Anyone else have something similar in a men's ten?

- J. Mack