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Wonkette : Parents Let Kids Walk Around Neighborhood Unsupervised, Are Terrible Parents Obviously

Fri, 16 Jan 2015 13:31:30 +0000

This is really sad. My childhood included many days of leaving the house after lunch and coming back when the street lights came on. No wonder kids don't leave home until 25 -- they don't know how!

Wonkette : Oklahoma Legislator Wants Hoodies To Be Illegal When Cops Feel Like It, Punk

Sat, 3 Jan 2015 20:40:20 +0000

I remember learning in sex ed that the clitoris has a hood. What if her intentions are ill?

Wonkette : Ferguson Prosecutor: Sure, I Sent Liars To Grand Jury. That's A Problem Now?

Sat, 20 Dec 2014 20:03:33 +0000

White lies are acceptable in this courtroom.

Wonkette : Carly Fiorina Hiring Staff For Pretend Presidential Campaign Cosplay

Fri, 19 Dec 2014 14:50:42 +0000

I love the smell of hubris in the morning.

Wonkette : Not At All Shocking New Poll Proves Torture Is Totally An American Value, Actually

Tue, 16 Dec 2014 14:39:54 +0000

I can only guess that hearing Sarah Palin's screech for the last 7 years has inured Americans to torture.

Wonkette : Chuck C. Johnson Had Busy Weekend Looking Even Stupider, If That's Possible

Mon, 15 Dec 2014 23:28:26 +0000

"Sheissewitz." I would laugh but "German sense of humor does not have this concept."

Wonkette : Lindsey Graham Yells At Elizabeth Warren In Preview Of Alternate Universe Presidential Debate

Mon, 15 Dec 2014 21:42:55 +0000

Lindsay Graham, Official President of the He Man Woman Haters Club (no girls allowed)

Wonkette : Fox News Displeased: California Begins Releasing Hardened Children From Juvie

Fri, 7 Nov 2014 21:11:50 +0000

Quick! Somebody find Snake Plissken!

Wonkette : Rick Santorum: The Nazis Are Coming For The Christians Again, Just Like The Holocaust

Mon, 3 Nov 2014 13:27:29 +0000

"A very advanced civilization, very erudite group of folks who were who were running it." Is he drawing parallels to the likes of Louie Gohmert? Chris Christie? Lindsay Graham? John McCain? Sarah Palin? Because I don't think erudite means what he thinks it means.

Wonkette : Gov. Paul LePage To Nurse: Sure Would Be A Shame If An Angry Mob Attacked You

Fri, 31 Oct 2014 13:57:08 +0000

Christ on a cracker. I have had it with these moronic philistine politicians. They already told us they weren't scientists regarding climate change. What makes them all epidemiologists now? medicine = science, assholes.

Wonkette : Some Of Scott Walker's Best Friends Are Women

Wed, 29 Oct 2014 14:01:58 +0000

He even gestated Inside of a woman. Can Mary Burke say that?!?

Wonkette : Wow, Bajillionaire Bruce Rauner Is A Real A-Hole

Wed, 29 Oct 2014 13:48:44 +0000

At least Rod Blagojevich had a glorious head of hair. This guy has the tactics of Chris Christie without the charm.

Wonkette : Sarah Palin Just Might Quit A Half-Term Of A Office Again One Day, Hooray!

Tue, 28 Oct 2014 22:08:07 +0000

"...by being out there with a voice..." To me, lately, her voice sounds like a dial-up modem trying to connect.

Wonkette : Wingnuts Find The One Thing That's Not Funny, And It Is Mitt Romney

Tue, 28 Oct 2014 17:49:50 +0000

I can think of several political positions that he reversed on his way to not being President.

Wonkette : Scott Walker Gets Some Chris Christie All Over Him, On Purpose

Mon, 27 Oct 2014 15:55:21 +0000

Follow along class: Koch Industries owns Kimberly Clark which owns the Scott toilet paper brand. And the Koch Bros favorite candidates? Scott Walker, Scott Brown, Rick Scott. Draw your own conclusions.

Wonkette : James O'Keefe Looks For Voter Fraud In Colorado, Finds Nothing. Again.

Fri, 24 Oct 2014 14:23:28 +0000

The only things digging through the trash in Boulder are bears. And we know how bears love to fuck with an election.

Wonkette : Ohio Golden Boy Josh Mandel Pretends Nice Words About His Opponent Are For Him

Tue, 21 Oct 2014 14:11:07 +0000

Palin-ing. He simply quit reading halfway through the sentence. "Thanks largely to a competent staff, he’s also kept the state’s coffers safe and in order ~~despite his unrelenting penchant for fundraising and campaigning.~~"

Wonkette : Idaho Christians Going To Jail For Standing Up To Homosexuals, Just Like Martin Luther King

Mon, 20 Oct 2014 16:59:25 +0000

If you hand the money through a hole in a bathroom stall, it's NOT gay!, said former Idaho Senator Larry Craig.

Wonkette : Jerk Cable Access Reporter Besmirches Honor Of Great Pumpkin Fest White Riot

Mon, 20 Oct 2014 16:52:43 +0000

As a guest of the White Star Line, I can't report on what's happening around us but this Titanic orchestra is simply smashing.

Wonkette : It's The Great Pumpkin Riot, Scott Brown

Mon, 20 Oct 2014 14:00:13 +0000

Later today Scott Brown will empathize with the struggle against oppression: "Ich bin ein gourd."