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Dealbreaker : Texan "Frack Master" Who (Allegedly!) Used Investor Funds To Pay Off "Whore Card" Offended By SEC Su

Wed, 29 Jun 2016 14:41:17 +0000

It's been a while since I commented here, but felt like I should chime in here to say that you should never invest in a driller that names his company after a luxury watch brand.

Dealbreaker : Opening Bell: 12.15.14

Mon, 15 Dec 2014 19:44:14 +0000

This last month has reminded me of an exchange from Vegas Vacation: Clark Griswold: I’m down to five dollars. What can I do with five dollars? Marty: I don't know. Buy a bullet and rent a gun?

Dealbreaker : Opening Bell: 07.25.14

Fri, 25 Jul 2014 14:08:19 +0000

"The reason those options were so inexpensive is that the stock was trading at about $29.50 at the time, meaning the chance of the stock closing Friday above $30 was considered to be especially low." I'm ain't Robert Merton, but this doesn't strike me as that unlikely.

Dealbreaker : Opening Bell: 07.09.14

Wed, 9 Jul 2014 14:34:27 +0000

Boys From Brazil beat boys from Brazil

Dealbreaker : Opening Bell: 06.24.14

Tue, 24 Jun 2014 16:36:08 +0000

What grinds my gears is that I used to be able to page down to the comments, and now I have to scroll slowly so that I can click with my mouse--my fucking mouse--on the hidden comments button. I ain't got time for that! I know that you millennials love your touch screens and your mice or your mice proxies, but for me, that's a bunch of bullshit. There's also a lot of white space on the side--maybe fill that up a bit before you make me scroll? /reader since 2006

Dealbreaker : Opening Bell: 06.16.14

Mon, 16 Jun 2014 16:46:19 +0000

I really don't know who to root against more: Aspen townies or the sort of people who hold destination weddings in Aspen. (No nonstop flights in June, you assholes)

Dealbreaker : Clear Steve Cohen's Schedule

Mon, 12 May 2014 18:15:45 +0000

Can sometimes backfire http://espn.go.com/tennis/story/_/id/10908068/pol...

Dealbreaker : Opening Bell: 05.08.14

Thu, 8 May 2014 14:22:19 +0000

I suspect that--like in the NFL--they are drafting based on a host of variables like build, track record, and arm strength. Signability though, would be the most important for me were I in this situation because I imagine that there would be quite a few Eli Manning situations.

Dealbreaker : Opening Bell: 05.02.14

Fri, 2 May 2014 18:26:30 +0000

Killer bees killed half a million American kids every year in the early '90s.

Dealbreaker : Opening Bell: 04.30.14

Wed, 30 Apr 2014 17:51:14 +0000

See you there. I'll be the guy in the back wearing a Jos A Bank blazer and holding six others.

Dealbreaker : Opening Bell: 04.30.14

Wed, 30 Apr 2014 15:42:37 +0000

[points off camera] "I know that dude"

Dealbreaker : Opening Bell: 04.30.14

Wed, 30 Apr 2014 14:50:06 +0000

[chuckles politely] That's certainly an old favorite! I'm here with Casey Kasem and we're here to talk about Time Life's "Solid Gold" dealbreaker comments. Casey: That's right TH. If you call now, you can get this old Gasparino joke along with our dealbreaker Solid Gold collection of commenting tropes, including: "UBS Sucks" "Shazar Sucks" "Shia LaBeouf Sucks" "What's the Deal with Mozilo's Tan?" "Ray Dalio Broke my Spirit" "A Bunch of Obscure Derrida References that Three People Get" "Some Guy Wrote a Bad Cover Letter" "Fabulous Fab Sounds Kinda Gay" "Greg Sucks" "Kouwe Sucks" "Matt Levine Sucks" "Hey, What Happened to Matt Levine--He Was Actually Pretty Good" "Desperate Pick Up Attempt on Bess" and of course "The Art of the Single Entendre" Also, if you order now, you can get a lengthy soliloquy by Joke Briefer explaining what all these things mean. TH: This sounds like a hell of a deal, Casey. Better call now!

Dealbreaker : Opening Bell: 04.15.14

Tue, 15 Apr 2014 16:08:52 +0000

"Is it OK to walk around naked in the middle of a major city?" I think in Bavaria you're only supposed to do that when you first get to the camp

Dealbreaker : Opening Bell: 03.27.14

Thu, 27 Mar 2014 16:31:43 +0000

Yeah, I thought the Allies used dolphins and the Soviets used giant squids

Dealbreaker : Opening Bell: 03.26.14

Wed, 26 Mar 2014 17:34:22 +0000

The Russians managed to put forth a remarkably successful reverse sex boycott when they rolled through East Prussia in '45.

Dealbreaker : Opening Bell: 03.17.14

Mon, 17 Mar 2014 16:11:28 +0000

There's a German oil company?

Dealbreaker : Opening Bell: 02.25.14

Tue, 25 Feb 2014 15:47:42 +0000

The scowl says "screw you" The tie says "this photo is 15 years old"

Dealbreaker : Opening Bell: 02.11.14

Tue, 11 Feb 2014 15:45:50 +0000

Come on. She's not that big.

Dealbreaker : Opening Bell: 02.10.14

Mon, 10 Feb 2014 16:40:26 +0000

Re: Shia, First you win, then they fight you, then they laugh at you, then they ignore you.

Dealbreaker : Opening Bell: 02.05.14

Wed, 5 Feb 2014 15:46:01 +0000

I hope that the new CEO of Microsoft finally owns what Bing really is: the greatest pornography search engine ever created