en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/1642868 Comments by Texan_Bulldog http://wonkette.com/525554/rick-santorum-does-not-care-for-your-marxism-talk-about-the-middle-class-which-does-not-exist#IDComment699104276 Perhaps but the primary debates will make him declare he hates gays/blacks/brown/women and declare war with some middle eastern country that the base couldn't find on the map. Tue, 13 Aug 2013 17:44:21 +0000 http://wonkette.com/525554/rick-santorum-does-not-care-for-your-marxism-talk-about-the-middle-class-which-does-not-exist#IDComment699104276 http://wonkette.com/525569/wapos-richard-cohen-none-too-pleased-with-hillary-clintons-age-vagina#IDComment699098943 Poor Dickey. Still looking for an onion to tie to his belt. Tue, 13 Aug 2013 17:30:38 +0000 http://wonkette.com/525569/wapos-richard-cohen-none-too-pleased-with-hillary-clintons-age-vagina#IDComment699098943 http://wonkette.com/525554/rick-santorum-does-not-care-for-your-marxism-talk-about-the-middle-class-which-does-not-exist#IDComment699095922 Imma looking forward to the 2016 Republican clown car primaries: Rand Paul, Ted Cruz, Chris Christie, Ricky Santorum, Rick Perry (probably), and Donald Trump. Just need a token pro-life lady & someone who's skin isn't so white that it glows in the dark. Oh, I guess that would be Marco Rubio. Tue, 13 Aug 2013 17:23:32 +0000 http://wonkette.com/525554/rick-santorum-does-not-care-for-your-marxism-talk-about-the-middle-class-which-does-not-exist#IDComment699095922 http://wonkette.com/525475/oklahoma-up-and-comer-markwayne-mullin-protects-america-from-inflation-math#IDComment698514491 I don't know what this doofus did before being elected to Congress (and I don't care enough to look it up) but I'm pretty sure 99% of his constituents make minimum wage. I'm pretty sure there aren't any Fortune 100 (except for WalMart) companies relocating to Afton, OK. Mon, 12 Aug 2013 18:52:24 +0000 http://wonkette.com/525475/oklahoma-up-and-comer-markwayne-mullin-protects-america-from-inflation-math#IDComment698514491 http://wonkette.com/522962/entire-city-of-boston-de-balled#IDComment681765612 Why don't the feds just move him to FL? I'm sure George Zimmerman has some free time on his hands now. Be a lot cheaper & quicker than the circus trial that will ensue. Wed, 17 Jul 2013 17:49:36 +0000 http://wonkette.com/522962/entire-city-of-boston-de-balled#IDComment681765612 http://wonkette.com/522577/malala-yousafzai-celebrates-her-16th-birthday-at-u-n-makes-us-almost-not-cynical-for-a-little-bit#IDComment678637204 I read she was wearing Benazhir Bhutto's pashmina (is that what you call that white scarf head covering?) So doubly profound. Fri, 12 Jul 2013 19:47:34 +0000 http://wonkette.com/522577/malala-yousafzai-celebrates-her-16th-birthday-at-u-n-makes-us-almost-not-cynical-for-a-little-bit#IDComment678637204 http://wonkette.com/522335/california-lady-prisoners-got-a-great-deal-on-unauthorized-sterilizations-werent-even-pressured-too-much#IDComment677856473 Think it makes it easier for the guards to tup the prisoners without any little bebes messing things up...I guess. Thu, 11 Jul 2013 14:17:15 +0000 http://wonkette.com/522335/california-lady-prisoners-got-a-great-deal-on-unauthorized-sterilizations-werent-even-pressured-too-much#IDComment677856473 http://wonkette.com/522335/california-lady-prisoners-got-a-great-deal-on-unauthorized-sterilizations-werent-even-pressured-too-much#IDComment677856040 So I could have just stolen a loaf of bread & a couple packs of cigarettes & I could have gotten my tubal free! USA! USA! Thu, 11 Jul 2013 14:16:21 +0000 http://wonkette.com/522335/california-lady-prisoners-got-a-great-deal-on-unauthorized-sterilizations-werent-even-pressured-too-much#IDComment677856040 http://wonkette.com/522319/tony-perkins-calls-anti-discrimination-laws-religious-persecution-because-he-is-a-terrible-person#IDComment677836044 That is an awful lot of words just to say 'Tony Perkins is a dick'. Thu, 11 Jul 2013 13:32:49 +0000 http://wonkette.com/522319/tony-perkins-calls-anti-discrimination-laws-religious-persecution-because-he-is-a-terrible-person#IDComment677836044 http://wonkette.com/522279/virginia-governor-bob-mcdonnell-congenitally-unable-to-stop-lying-about-his-secret-monies#IDComment677354842 Wonder what the ultrasound manufacturers are giving him? The mind boggles... Thu, 11 Jul 2013 00:57:32 +0000 http://wonkette.com/522279/virginia-governor-bob-mcdonnell-congenitally-unable-to-stop-lying-about-his-secret-monies#IDComment677354842 http://wonkette.com/522270/justin-bieber-excretes-his-manly-essence-on-bill-clintons-face#IDComment677110341 I got nothing...except it's a shame he'll probably go the way of Lindsey & Brittany since their mommas appear to care mostly for their bank balances rather than having well-adjusted children who can grow into semi-well adjusted adults. Bleh... Wed, 10 Jul 2013 17:37:04 +0000 http://wonkette.com/522270/justin-bieber-excretes-his-manly-essence-on-bill-clintons-face#IDComment677110341 http://wonkette.com/522185/lawrence-odonnell-the-kindest-warmest-most-correctest-journalist-lawrence-odonnell-has-ever-known#IDComment676507629 He is pretty full of himself but hell, he's banging Tamron Hall. I'd have a pretty swelled head if she was waiting for me after a full 45 minutes of work. Tue, 9 Jul 2013 20:03:35 +0000 http://wonkette.com/522185/lawrence-odonnell-the-kindest-warmest-most-correctest-journalist-lawrence-odonnell-has-ever-known#IDComment676507629 http://wonkette.com/522157/lady-republicans-kinda-sorta-embarrassed-how-their-menfolk-cant-stop-having-abortionpalooza#IDComment676481391 Shit we have the fucking Duggars & Mike Huckabee in Austin now flogging the pro Have-as-many-douche-kids-as-you-can side of the abortion debate here. Just add one of the Bachmanns and Palins (doesn't even have to be the women folk) & we can just start a nightmare 'Who's in Charge of Your Uterus?' reality show. Tue, 9 Jul 2013 19:04:58 +0000 http://wonkette.com/522157/lady-republicans-kinda-sorta-embarrassed-how-their-menfolk-cant-stop-having-abortionpalooza#IDComment676481391 http://wonkette.com/521862/awesome-new-tumblr-shames-bart-employees-for-being-middle-class-taking-vacations-impeach#IDComment674223142 I blame gay marriage. Fri, 5 Jul 2013 21:14:12 +0000 http://wonkette.com/521862/awesome-new-tumblr-shames-bart-employees-for-being-middle-class-taking-vacations-impeach#IDComment674223142 http://wonkette.com/521850/donald-trump-america-must-make-sweet-love-to-dead-khadafis-corpse-just-like-donald-trump-did#IDComment674181308 All I know is I would like a dollar for every spelling variation of Khadafi. Fri, 5 Jul 2013 19:51:26 +0000 http://wonkette.com/521850/donald-trump-america-must-make-sweet-love-to-dead-khadafis-corpse-just-like-donald-trump-did#IDComment674181308 http://wonkette.com/521772/rick-santorum-will-wish-you-a-happy-fourth-of-july-whether-you-want-him-to-or-not#IDComment673492286 The Huckabee family picture where they are all dressed as the Beach Boys in blue stripes is still the all time winningest political family picture. Thu, 4 Jul 2013 17:07:48 +0000 http://wonkette.com/521772/rick-santorum-will-wish-you-a-happy-fourth-of-july-whether-you-want-him-to-or-not#IDComment673492286 http://wonkette.com/521772/rick-santorum-will-wish-you-a-happy-fourth-of-july-whether-you-want-him-to-or-not#IDComment673491344 Ummm...what part of the real world is getting to star in Celebrity Wife Swap? And if you don't already know how a pontoon works, oh my lord. Thu, 4 Jul 2013 17:05:24 +0000 http://wonkette.com/521772/rick-santorum-will-wish-you-a-happy-fourth-of-july-whether-you-want-him-to-or-not#IDComment673491344 http://wonkette.com/521772/rick-santorum-will-wish-you-a-happy-fourth-of-july-whether-you-want-him-to-or-not#IDComment673489874 A flag made in China, of course! Thu, 4 Jul 2013 17:01:38 +0000 http://wonkette.com/521772/rick-santorum-will-wish-you-a-happy-fourth-of-july-whether-you-want-him-to-or-not#IDComment673489874 http://wonkette.com/521751/hillary-clinton-channels-wonkette-on-value-of-white-house-correspondents-dinner#IDComment672963696 'Fuck the White House correspondents' would have been even better. (I mean who is going to turn down a good catered meal?) Wed, 3 Jul 2013 21:52:01 +0000 http://wonkette.com/521751/hillary-clinton-channels-wonkette-on-value-of-white-house-correspondents-dinner#IDComment672963696 http://wonkette.com/521579/american-babies-cost-three-times-as-much-as-european-babies-for-freedom#IDComment672269476 C'mon ladies, we all know Bayer aspirin is cheap. I had two C-sections & the 2nd one nearly killed me--long story. Nothing racks up the bill, though, like 'complications'. Tue, 2 Jul 2013 17:40:04 +0000 http://wonkette.com/521579/american-babies-cost-three-times-as-much-as-european-babies-for-freedom#IDComment672269476