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The Freethinker : Genesis gets the Crumb treatment

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 15:23:28 +0000

Pure Sin!! We have regular Book Burnings and we now have a new one to add to the list. If you want some real reading, try one of Pastor Deacon Fred's many books based on real True Christian™ philosophy. My own favorites are: "Daddy, Why Did Jesus Kill Grandma?" God's violent anger is directed toward those who dare to question His perfect love for them. Grandma Jenkins is no exception. One little slip of the tongue on her deathbed secured an eternity of separation from God. Marooned alone in the lake of fire, her only company is a visiting red-finned water demon who sodomizes her from the deep as fire waves crash into her screaming head and burst her wrinkled body into flames. or "Donkeys Can Talk, People Can Fly, And a Man Named Jesus Lives Up in the Sky!" Creation Science for Teens is a Bible based textbook designed to reclaim America's children from the corrupting influence of today's culture. Religious leaders around the country believe it will replace most high school science textbooks in the next four years. and that old favorite: " "The Talking Snake Theory: Creation Science & History for Christian Children". For True Christians®, Jews, and Muslims, our entire belief systems hinge on a few words from a talking snake who appeared around this same time. By using fun characters and cartoons based on factual accounts from the Holy Bible book of Genesis (one of the few history books that all three major religions in the world agree on), youngsters are taken on an educational journey they will remember for the rest of their lives. You can get them Online at the Landover Baptizon Store: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/talkingsnake.html

The Freethinker : Writers of the Bible got it wrong: God did NOT create the world, says expert

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 11:10:50 +0000

Finger pressed firmly in each ear, blindfold over eyes............. "Lalalalalalalala.......... I can't hear you" I always deal with this kind of thing like that. It's the Christian thing to do. What nonsense once again spouted by these God hating ScIeN tists. If it says it in my Bible, it's true. God wrote the Bible and God and the Bible is always right. It says so in my Bible. My Pastor says these Scientifical types are all going to Hell. It says that in the Bible too. 1 Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

The Freethinker : Charlatan Benny 'The Hair' Hinn loses a chance to fleece UK Christians

Fri, 9 Oct 2009 12:11:19 +0000

Isn't it obvious dear? Anyone not shown as being True Christian™ is Unsaved Trash. We True Christians™ at Landover have all kneeled down before Jesus and gladly been filled with his Love. Now, which of you Sinners gave me a thumbs-down for my last post?

The Freethinker : Charlatan Benny 'The Hair' Hinn loses a chance to fleece UK Christians

Thu, 8 Oct 2009 08:36:52 +0000

Oh, just so typical of the Godless British. Persecuting a poor defenseless Christian just because he has great teeth and hair, and earns an honest living healing poor folk who can't afford medical insurance. You know, we recently had one of our Christian Scientists do a study to find out what Jesus will look like when he returns, and guess what? It turns out he'll be the spittin' image of Benny Hinn. This handsome man with his naturally tanned skin, his near perfect hair curves, and neatly trimmed nostril hairs is the closest representation of what Jesus Christ would physically look like if he were to appear to us today.

The Freethinker : Vatican priest nabbed in red light district after a ‘Hollywood-style’ police chase

Mon, 5 Oct 2009 08:43:25 +0000

It's a good job that Catholics aren't real Christians. Stuff like this would want to make me give up my belief in Jesus. (Peace on HIM). Now we know where all the money is going. The catholic cult has a history of taking the money of poor widows in order to say masses for the dead (which do no good) and collecting the material possessions of nuns. In Italy, the heart of papism, there is an often used saying that goes, "Without money, they don't sing the mass." That is really pitiful on several fronts--1) mass is blasphemous and people who trust in it are hell-bound 2) there's no such thing as purgatory and .. 3) the gift of God is without price.

The Freethinker : Religious discrimination complaints follow hood and cross ban

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 10:40:51 +0000

This religious intolerance has gone too far! Why, only yesterday I was innocently walking around my local Supermarket when my Stoning Bucket was confiscated. How on earth can I express my faith as the Lord intended? The Jews killed Jesus and now they are trying to kill Obi-Wan Kenobi .

The Freethinker : Don’t mention the word ‘God’ if you want to succeed at finding an on-line date

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 19:09:43 +0000

Brother Barriejohn, Rap is the work of the Devil. Do you think we want the youth of our peaceful Church taking on the Negro lifestyle? Of course not! You may as well ask if the Pope is a Catholic. We all know that Jesus is as white as the driven snow and would find Rap music as Unchristian as Veganism. In fact, our own Pastor Deacon Fred wrote a Sermon on this matter as far back as 2000: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1200/rap.html

The Freethinker : Deranged Baptist preacher thinks killing Obama, abortionists and gays isn’t murder

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 13:37:24 +0000

The Christian world should be proud of a man such as Pastor Steven Anderson who tells the Truth as written in The King James Bible. The stories we could tell about his life before he got $aved. Praise Jesus, all his Sins are now washed clean.

The Freethinker : Good news and bad news from the insane world of Islam

Tue, 8 Sep 2009 22:05:43 +0000

You are quite barriejohn. 1st Corinthians 3-10 sums up a womans place within Christianity: But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God. Every man praying or prophesying, having his head covered, dishonoureth his head. But every woman that prayeth or prophesieth with her head uncovered dishonoureth her head: for that is even all one as if she were shaven. For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered. For a man indeed ought not to cover his head, forasmuch as he is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of the man. For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man. Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man. For this cause ought the woman to have power on her head because of the angels.

The Freethinker : ‘Crazy atheists’ force change at the Hard Truths Baptist blog

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 10:45:08 +0000

That's just typical of UnGodly Atheists trying to spoil everything for Bible believing Christians. Now, Tom, if you are reading this, you are always most welcome to come over and join God's favorite Forums at Landoverbaptist.net. (Where the worthwhile Worship, Unsaved Unwelcome). Our little Community of True Christian™ folk will, I'm sure, give you a warm welcome. We don't teach fluffy-bunny Christianity. We teach Hard-Core King James Old Testament Bible just the way God intended it to be. We get our fair share of Demon infested Atheists and even softy Liberal New Testament false Christians trying to disrupt our Boards. It doesn't stop us trying to teach them the Truth about God's word.

The Freethinker : Using sign language, a priest ‘drops a bombshell’ on his deaf congregation

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 12:55:06 +0000

He made the mistake of being a Catholic. (false Christian) If he had been a True Christian™ then he would have been as perfect as me. Apparently it's just a matter of "unstopping their ears". Isaiah 35:4-6 Say to them that are of a fearful heart, Be strong, fear not: behold, your God will come with vengeance, even God with a recompence; he will come and save you. Then the eyes of the blind shall be opened, and the ears of the deaf shall be unstopped. Then shall the lame man leap as an hart, and the tongue of the dumb sing: for in the wilderness shall waters break out, and streams in the desert.

The Freethinker : Dotty deacon says gunman who killed three women, then himself, ‘is in heaven’

Wed, 12 Aug 2009 21:58:19 +0000

I'm glad you appreciate my input Barriejohn. I Saved™ one just for you: Salvation by self-castration: Matthew 19:12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it. Revelation 14:4 These are they which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins. These are they which follow the Lamb whithersoever he goeth. These were redeemed from among men, being the firstfruits unto God and to the Lamb.

The Freethinker : Dotty deacon says gunman who killed three women, then himself, ‘is in heaven’

Wed, 12 Aug 2009 21:12:55 +0000

As I have already stated, we at Landover Baptist are probably the Truest of True Christians™. This place seems to be crawling with False Christians. In my position as Deaconess, I am guaranteed a place next to Jesus on Judgment day. Salvation is Simples: Salvation for all: Romans 5:18 Therefore as by the offence of one judgment came upon all men to condemnation; even so by the righteousness of one the free gift came upon all men unto justification of life. Salvation through works: Matthew 16:27 For the Son of man shall come in the glory of his Father with his angels; and then he shall reward every man according to his works. Salvation through faith not works (Sola Fide): Romans 4:5 But to him that worketh not, but believeth on him that justifieth the ungodly, his faith is counted for righteousness. Romans 4:6 Even as David also describeth the blessedness of the man, unto whom God imputeth righteousness without works, Salvation through faith and works: James 2:26 For as the body without the spirit is dead, so faith without works is dead also. Salvation by grace not faith and works: Romans 9:15 For he saith to Moses, I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion. Romans 9:16 So then it is not of him that willeth, nor of him that runneth, but of God that sheweth mercy. Salvation by faith and grace not works: Ephesians 2:8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Ephesians 2:9 Not of works, lest any man should boast. Salvation by washing robes not work: evelation 22:14 Blessed are they that wash their robes, that they may have the right to come to the tree of life, and may enter in by the gates into the city. Salvation by not blaspheming against the Holy Ghost, Matthew 12:31 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men. Salvation by doing what's lawful and right (no need for Jesus as redeemer) Ezekiel 18,21 But if the wicked will turn from all his sins that he hath committed, and keep all my statutes, and do that which is lawful and right, he shall surely live, he shall not die. Ezekiel 18,22 All his transgressions that he hath committed, they shall not be mentioned unto him: in his righteousness that he hath done he shall live. Ezekiel 18,23 Have I any pleasure at all that the wicked should die? saith the Lord GOD: and not that he should return from his ways, and live? [. . .] Ezekiel 18,27 Again, when the wicked man turneth away from his wickedness that he hath committed, and doeth that which is lawful and right, he shall save his soul alive. There are a few more but I have run out of Posting space. God Bless.

The Freethinker : Dotty deacon says gunman who killed three women, then himself, ‘is in heaven’

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 22:25:41 +0000

From George Sodini's Blog Blog: http://georgesodini.com/20090804.htm "Maybe soon, I will see God and Jesus. At least that is what I was told. Eternal life does NOT depend on works. If it did, we will all be in hell. Christ paid for EVERY sin, so how can I or you be judged BY GOD for a sin when the penalty was ALREADY paid. People judge but that does not matter. I was reading the Bible and The Integrity of God beginning yesterday, because soon I will see them". If you are a Christian, all Sins apart from blasphemy against the Holy Ghost will be forgiven. Mark 3:28 Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme: Mark 3:29 But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation. However, there are many places, where Jesus demands works as a condition for Salvation. Brother Sodini should have studied his Bible more closely: Revelation 20:12 And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works. Revelation 20:13 And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works. His Salvation is certainly NOT assured.

The Freethinker : Was religion to blame for a gun attack on a gay centre in Tel Aviv?

Mon, 3 Aug 2009 09:35:00 +0000

I agree. If God and the Bible tell us to do it then it can't be evil. Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. Every good Christian knows that Gays have a choice in their lifestyle and they are only gay to annoy God.

The Freethinker : When will all this mad pandering to Islam stop?

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 12:06:45 +0000

Genesis 17. 10-11 This is my covenant, which ye shall keep, between me and you and thy seed after thee; Every man child among you shall be circumcised. And ye shall circumcise the flesh of your foreskin; and it shall be a token of the covenant betwixt me and you. Please form an orderly queue. Thank You and God Bless.

The Freethinker : 'The internet is being overrun by God-haters,' declares Baptist minister

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 18:49:32 +0000

Well, Bless your heart Stuart H. Yes, indeed it was the good old King James Bible. It's the one laid down by God himself and was the one that he commanded should never be changed. I can assure you, I did not misquote. Unfortunately the Catholic Church along with all the other false versions of Christianity decided to re-write it and thereby tried to change the word of God. False Christians like Shaun and Tome Estes follow false doctrine and really believe their Fluffy Bunny approach to Christianity. Of course, there is only one place they will be on Judgment day. I've heard that being Butt-raped by Satan is not a pleasent way to spend eternity. YIC Talitha http://www.landoverbaptist.net

The Freethinker : 'The internet is being overrun by God-haters,' declares Baptist minister

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 08:54:57 +0000

I can see that you all need the help of a True Christian™ here. 1. "Jesus was all about peace." This is a common false teaching with no Biblical base. Jesus Himself tells us, in a way that cannot be misunderstood, that we are not to believe it: Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. Matthew 10:34 And how could anyone forget Exodus 15:3? The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name. 2. "Jesus loves everyone." WRONG! The Holy Bible tells us that God hate sinners. And hate is the opposite of love, wouldn't you agree? The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity. Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing: the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man. Psalm 5:5-6 The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence His soul hateth. Psalm 11:5 There is more but I shall save it for a rainy day. God Bless

The Freethinker : Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - an interview with Zach Weiner

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 12:07:06 +0000

Demons, obviously caught from this Website. Here is the correct Link for all you God Mockers. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/

The Freethinker : Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - an interview with Zach Weiner

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 08:58:24 +0000

On the safe side of what? I already have Jesus by my side, what more could I want? On Judgment day I shall be sat up in the clouds looking down on all you Sinners writhing down there in the fiery Pits of Hell. Actually Barriejohn I belong to the real True Christian™ Website at www.landoverbaptist.net (Where the worthwhile Worship, Unsaved Unwelcome). but I don't like to tell people for fear of persecution.