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11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - CFA 2012: Good Luck To... · 1 reply · +9 points

Believe it or not, grading those things USED to be fun, before the f'ing academics took over.

Begin grading at 7, done at 3:15, tees in the ground at Birdwood (UVA Course) by 4:00, cool restaurants in Charlottesville, few pops at the hospitality suite, then do it again tomorrow.

CFA used to matter at lot more than it does today. Good luck people.

11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Woman Wants $150 Trill... · 0 replies · +7 points

I knew Barack Obama. I served with Barack Obama in the Senate. You, madam, are no Barack Obama.

11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Area Drunk Offers Hand... · 0 replies · +6 points

After the 2038 Senatorial Elections:

Announcing Senator Sophia Anderson and her husband, John Blutarsky III.

11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Occupy Wall Street Def... · 0 replies · +3 points

They bring a knife, you bring a gun. It's the Chicago way. They bring a gun, you never see it cause you've already blown the motherfucker away. It's the Detroit way.

Too many cops in NYC for a Detroit-based solution. Club the dickweeds with a hockey stick. The most you'll get is five minutes.

Tell the cop the occutwit had their head down, and the cop will probably give them two minutes. They would in Detroit.

Shanny, a veteran of many years in Detroit and New York, and old-time hockey to the core. Alcoholism included.

11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Dreams Of 'What If' Ha... · 0 replies · +14 points

A gig where your boss yells: "STROKE! STROKE! STROKE!"?

I thought that was Citi, not Morgan Stanley.

12 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Michael Lewis Would Li... · 0 replies · +6 points

Never work. They have no money, and therefore, no influence. Instead, they start their own bank; OWS Bank.

--Asset balances are low, but the NSF and low balance fees would rock.
--Special loan programs to finance remodeling your parents basement, or for purchasing a new bicycle; use backpacks and Starbucks cards as collateral.
--Open an account and get a free "Rage Against the Machine" t-shirt.

Put the bad guys out of business in no time. Plant the seed, ML; a ten-bagger for sure.

12 years ago @ Dealbreaker - A Wildebeest Leaves Ne... · 1 reply · +11 points

Markets are efficient. If there is a Hyena coming, the Wildebeest will go in a different direction.

--Helicopter Ben and all my really smart economist buddies. We know better.

12 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Caption Contest Wednesday · 0 replies · +1 points

When you look into my mouth from that angle can you see my pierced tongue?

12 years ago @ Dealbreaker - The Art of the Ding · 0 replies · +4 points

I thought it was a "dink" letter. You've been "dinked", not dinged.

Eff them all. Make money and have fun.

12 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Duke "MMS" Student Cha... · 0 replies · +3 points

Bond Desk gets it. Pay attention.