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Wonkette : Rick Santorum Dials Up Racism In Final Push For Iowa’s Bigot Vote

Tue, 3 Jan 2012 02:06:20 +0000

My favorite is from a Philly Inquirer blog: "Santorum Surges from Behind in Iowa"

Wonkette : Watch Livestream of Ocupados As They Play Dress-Up Today (VIDEO)

Thu, 17 Nov 2011 18:29:58 +0000

True that . . . Wearing a suit is like having permission to smoke weed in public. Almost makes it worth it.

Wonkette : Congressional Support Grows For Bill To Shut Down Any Website

Thu, 17 Nov 2011 02:32:45 +0000

Shout-out from MTL!! Do we laugh or cry?

Wonkette : Bachmann Memoir: Bush Was a Socialist, Boehner Was Dean Martin

Wed, 16 Nov 2011 19:40:24 +0000

Reverse cowgirl?

Wonkette : Supreme Court Finally Agrees To Dismantle Obamacare Next Year

Mon, 14 Nov 2011 19:22:41 +0000

Downhilla, representing!! Spent the Summer learning to shred at Bromont with the local teens. Thank dog for body armor.

Wonkette : Rick Scott Has No Idea Where This 'Tampa Bay' Place Is

Thu, 3 Nov 2011 16:59:01 +0000

Just wandered over there. New commenter "Suq Madiq" made a terse rebuttal.

Wonkette : Ex-Gay Candidate So Christian Now That Sex With Teen Doesn't Count

Thu, 27 Oct 2011 17:28:14 +0000

I was scared to click on the "issues" tab.

Wonkette : Violent Birther Gun Nut Also Massive Fan of Tranny Porn, Dildos

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 15:33:33 +0000

Worse, google "tranny hunter," first hit, and meet his twin bruh. (. . . ahem . . . props to a TPM commenter)

Wonkette : Bachmann's Former NH Staffers Confirm She Is Totally Dysfunctional

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 21:56:57 +0000

Of course, that would mean finding illegals to do the yardwork back home . . .

Wonkette : Tea Party Dingbats Vow To Pretend To Stop Hiring Jobseekers

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 16:17:28 +0000

Splitters!

Wonkette : Mentally Ill Fictional Humanoid Sarah Palin Not Running For President

Wed, 5 Oct 2011 23:54:14 +0000

Posted by LouSarah?

Wonkette : Evil College Kids Force Bachmann Into Hiding With Funny Signs

Wed, 5 Oct 2011 22:16:06 +0000

Is "show us your crazy tits" an entreaty?

Wonkette : Last Thousand Or So Americans Still Mad About Economy Stage Protest

Mon, 19 Sep 2011 18:03:50 +0000

This whole "dress and act creatively" idea instantly marginalizes any protest. As Taibbi pointed out in "Spanking the Donkey," get 10,000 to wear white shirts, black pants and shoes, and march in lockstep down Wall St. --- that's what it'll take to scare the shit out of these MFs.

Wonkette : Gay Old Republican Lawmaker Caught With Male Hooker Is 'Not Gay'

Fri, 26 Aug 2011 02:25:20 +0000

"... and spoke of taking foul balls on the chin."

Wonkette : Eric Cantor Tours Quake Damage, Promises Gov't Has No Money to Help

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 18:58:33 +0000

Ummm . . . ahemm . . . RIMJOB! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTmHS-T5dLA

Wonkette : Actual Palin/Beck Reign of Terror To Kick Off With Night of Family Fun

Tue, 16 Aug 2011 22:53:22 +0000

May I speak to the Branch Manager?

Wonkette : How Michele Bachmann 'Won' Iowa: Free Randy Travis Country Concert!

Mon, 15 Aug 2011 19:17:50 +0000

Come on, My Friends(tm), no toilet jokes? Randy's was obviously clogged when he wrote that.

Wonkette : Rick Perry Running for U.S. President of Chinese Cyber Espionage

Mon, 15 Aug 2011 16:12:53 +0000

And Northern Lights from BC?

Wonkette : Michele Bachmann Sucks a Footlong, Is President of Iowa

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 02:51:05 +0000

Hah hah, the facial expression seems to say "Bite, Bite! . . Must . . .not . . . suck . . ."

Wonkette : Russia Secretly Congratulates Socialist Spy Barack Obama On His Birthday

Thu, 4 Aug 2011 18:31:35 +0000

Hey, my Mom's too. Are we all long-lost sibs?