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Thanks for jumping on that profit grenade, Nancy. It could have gone off and corrupted someone...
It's a shame they both can't lose.
Oh, I guess it was...
Soon, we'll get to decide our future. Do we accept their bloody revolution like sheep, or do we give them the war they want?
Creepy old metrosexual dictator.
Replacement cost of stolen iPad: $897.50
Organic, handwoven sleeping bag: $50.00
Realizing that your Guy Fawkes mask doesn't protect you from tear gas: Priceless
"Why are we giving this racist a platform to spew my hate speech? It's because I feel the need to denounce myself for being a weak minded fool and to confess my biases while blaming others for them! Well, I am a bigoted jerk but this sort of discourse has no place in our society! Yes, I completely agree!" Something must be done to stop me."
*grabs baseball bat, hits self with it*
"Take this, hatemonger! Ow, God, that HURTS! Shut up, I deserve this! Yes, I do. I'm a bad person, hit me again!"
Which would work great if we were an isolated little island dictatorship. Viva Obama!
In our case, it wouldn't pan out like you're thinking. If America lost our competitive edge, the Chinese, Germans and Japanese would simply put our obsolete, socialized industries out of business. Then the machines you seized would rust and the workers you liberated would be impoverished. Instead of becoming an isolated little island dictatorship, we'd collapse into a gigantic globalized poor-house.
But otherwise, great plan, professor.