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306 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Get Drunk On Pomegrana... · 0 replies · +3 points

how to peel a pomegranate, it's easy when you know how:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR_tag7bpUI

306 weeks ago @ Wonkette - GOP Lady Who Called Ob... · 0 replies · +21 points

Shitwitted. Thank you for that.

307 weeks ago @ Wonkette - It's A Nice Day For A ... · 0 replies · +7 points

Allow me to share my favorite song of love, With You in Mind by Allen Toussaint.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E_GYvk7aTo

307 weeks ago @ Wonkette - A Nation Of Finks: You... · 0 replies · +14 points

You people make me laugh, think, and feel on the daily. Thankful for that.

308 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Anti-Abortion Lady Doe... · 0 replies · +9 points

Some people wear glasses and still can't see shit.

308 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Pat Robertson Finds Th... · 2 replies · +29 points

"My wife's always saying, 'Hey, go faster.'" I'll just bet she is.

308 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Compassionate Sidewalk... · 1 reply · +33 points

As a proud "filthy dishrag," I'd like to counsel these unfuckable holy-rollies to mind their own fucking business.

308 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Mississippi Group Gonn... · 5 replies · +11 points

"My Fellow Mississippians,

I hope you will join me in supporting the Magnolia State Heritage Campaign and their Heritage Initiative. We will finally get a chance to let the voters have a say in keeping Mississippi traditions, such as the beautiful, historic song “Dixie.”
For me, Colonel Reb is the tradition dearest to my heart. After the embarrassing bear was starting to be brought out, I said Colonel Reb has always been my mascot, and he always will be. As a girl raised in Mississippi, I thought of Colonel Reb as part of the family. Actually, it’s a tradition for us to think of Colonel Reb as a grandfatherly figure. The black bear can never be part of this family spirit. As an Ole Miss student, when I went to Atlantic City for Miss America, pageant girls representing states all across America recognized Colonel Reb as the mascot of my university. They knew Colonel Reb stands for the Southern hospitality we enjoy. My father once owned 28 home lots throughout the state of Mississippi, and his business logo was Colonel Reb! When I was decorating my son’s nursery, the Ole Miss colors and Colonel Reb were on his crib and all around his room!
This is why I ask you, the good people of Mississippi, to keep our traditions and not let them be taken away. They mean so much to my family and to families in every part of the Magnolia State.

Love,
Susan Akin
Miss University 1985, Miss Mississippi 1985, and Miss America 1986"

THE BLACK BEAR CAN NEVER BE PART OF THIS FAMILY SPIRIT.

309 weeks ago @ Wonkette - With Friends Like This... · 0 replies · +11 points

The cutesy moo-cow placard in the upper right-hand corner of the photo sort of takes away from the whole badass-with-guns image he's trying so hard to project.

313 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Pervy Nonagenarian Tel... · 0 replies · +10 points

"That's one fucked-up dude." -- Twisty the Clown