StacySmallSFL

StacySmallSFL

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637 weeks ago @ Stuff Christians Like ... - Not having the spiritu... · 3 replies · +3 points

I am convinced that my 6 year old son has the gift of boogers. I've said enough.

637 weeks ago @ Stuff Christians Like ... - Refusing to paint my m... · 2 replies · +1 points

Who says we can't have both?

637 weeks ago @ Stuff Christians Like ... - Refusing to paint my m... · 0 replies · +1 points

Does the teenager in blue have braces or is he just a snaggletooth? Either way his parents will mourn him saying, "We should have taken our sweet son, Bucky McOverbite, to a special school for kids with emotional teeth issues."

637 weeks ago @ Stuff Christians Like ... - The guy who refuses to... · 3 replies · +1 points

He's not sittng there for no reason. He tithed last week. He owns that seat. Don't you know that's how it works?

638 weeks ago @ Stuff Christians Like ... - 90,000 reasons I need ... · 0 replies · +3 points

Love XXXChurch. They get my vote.

639 weeks ago @ Stuff Christians Like ... - "Ripped from the headl... · 0 replies · +2 points

Speaking of sermons, yesterday the pastor said sarcasm is sinful. People actually turned around to look at me. Like I need their approval. Pinheads.

639 weeks ago @ Stuff Christians Like ... - What are the best book... · 0 replies · +2 points

Disappointment With God - Philip Yancey
Night - Elie Wiesel
Bias - Bernard Goldberg
Brave NEw World - Aldous Huxley
Stuff Christians Like - I'm gonna love it

On a lighter, children's book note (only hysterics will do)

Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales - Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith
Bedtime For Francis & A Birthday For Francis - Russell Hoban
Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopy Pants - Dav Pickley

639 weeks ago @ Stuff Christians Like ... - Playing fantasy footba... · 2 replies · +2 points

Know why Bible College rules say you can't have premairtal sex? It might lead to dancing.

639 weeks ago @ Stuff Christians Like ... - Playing fantasy footba... · 0 replies · +1 points

Though I have never played Fantasty Football I worked at a church once where all the staff guys played. At the end of the season the winner got the trophy: a mounted, bronzed, cup.

That's all I have to say about that.