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13 years ago @ Wonkette - All American Politicia... · 3 replies · +10 points

"Then Zipporah took a sharp stone, and cut off the foreskin of her son, and cast it at his feet, and said, Surely a bloody husband art thou to me."

My favorite bible passage evar!

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Crazy Old Michele Bach... · 0 replies · +2 points

My grandmother grew up down the street from Merle Haggard's parents outside of Checotah, OK. As she once put it, Merle may have been born in Bakersfield, but he was conceived in Checotah. He's an Oklahoman no matter!

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Indiana Deputy Attorne... · 0 replies · +22 points

Henry Ford, during the River Rouge massacre. He got away with it too.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Republicans Retreat Fr... · 0 replies · +23 points

The daughters of Leucippus were such sluts...

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Super Bowl Sunday: Com... · 1 reply · +1 points

I hate it when World Net Daily type sexual panic invades the Wonkette. I'm sure this "child prostitutes! At the superbowl!" is as reasonable a narrative as the whole "domestic violence increases on Super Bowl Sunday" myth.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Arizona Tea Party Want... · 5 replies · +124 points

Just the facts? How about the fact that Pima County has seen plunging levels of violent crime, while every hater's favorite sheriff, Joe "humiliation gets me off" Arpaio up in Maricopa has seen a crime wave under his corrupt and wasteful watch? How about those facts, eh? How about job performance over ideology?

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Antonin Scalia: Consti... · 1 reply · +10 points

You know, there is no explicit language in the constitution banning discrimination against guinea pope-worshiping dagos. So I guess if we want to pass the "Wop Control Act of 2011",
Justice Scalia would have no objection as he is frog-marched to the internment camps.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Congress So Eerily Pro... · 4 replies · +3 points

What freaks me out about this story is this. If these buildings were so very, very toxic after they collapsed. weren't they kinda toxic before? All that material was in the buildings after all, and if, say, you worked in the WTC for 30 years, wouldn't that have had an effect as well?

13 years ago @ Wonkette - House GOP Ends Climate... · 3 replies · +17 points

Maybe next they'll abolish the ATF and we can really get down to some fun.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - U.S. Government Will A... · 0 replies · +6 points

I, for one, bow down to our new alien overlords, the Republican Freshmen.