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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Obama Coming To Your H... · 0 replies · +12 points

No, not THAT Jesus. Hey-Zeus. You know, that hot Messican guy who is exactly the type of guy that their daughters were warned about*?

*Nope, no dogwhistles here. Carry on.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Obama Coming To Your H... · 0 replies · +7 points

Jesus.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Obama Coming To Your H... · 0 replies · +17 points

I picked up my free slut pills today! Damn, it feels good to be a COMMIE SOSHALIST TRAITOR.

Thanks, Bamz.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Fox & Friends Pinch Hi... · 0 replies · +7 points

Sam Adams:
Founding Father, sure. But he still managed to tank a brewery in a time when no one drank water.

/whomp whomp

9 years ago @ Wonkette - I’m Sorry, Y’all · 0 replies · +3 points

Oink oink, motherfucker.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - North Carolina Patriot... · 1 reply · +29 points

Oh, just secede already, shitbags.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Monday Nice-Time: Obam... · 3 replies · +19 points

"Leary revealed that Obama briefly abdicated his duties and allowed a “Kid President” to blow the whistle to begin the wooden-egg race..."

Well, now we've got a tiny dictator. Thanks, Obummer.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Obama Crosses Nerd Str... · 6 replies · +16 points

When did nerds get the right to vote, anyway?

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Sundays With The Chris... · 0 replies · +10 points

Truly, I did not expect Jesus to look like Triple H.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Adorable Right-Wing Gr... · 1 reply · +11 points

I like Cocktober waaaaaay better than Octboober.

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