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Take Your Skirt Off Tom Brady : Pwned

Fri, 17 Dec 2010 21:03:09 +0000

In related news, Pro Player stadium imploded when it rained on Sunday, Sun Devil stadium crumbled from being hot and dry, and Houston's Reliant stadium collapsed under the weight of 6 obese people holding pulled-pork sandwiches.

Take Your Skirt Off Tom Brady : Wall Street Journal: My Cat's Name is Mittens

Fri, 3 Dec 2010 21:45:03 +0000

Deutschbag...I'm confused. So when your boy Hartline just says 'Ohio State University' is he talking about THE Ohio State University, or that other Ohio state university?

Take Your Skirt Off Tom Brady : Breaking news: Tiger Woods golfs, too

Tue, 16 Mar 2010 20:21:02 +0000

There's no way thats elin, right? When's that picture from, 1970? And just as an aside, maybe my favorite part of this whole "scandal" is the guys running around talking shit like "man if you were married to elin why would you ever cheat?" This is the Hugh Grant critic syndrome. You might as well put a big-ass flashing neon sign that says BETA on your forehead. Anybody that asks something like that has obviously never banged a hot chick. It's my favorite cliche, and it's a cliche for a reason: For every hot chick, there's a guy that's tired of banging her.

Take Your Skirt Off Tom Brady : High school cheerleaders should like, totally be taken seriously.

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:38:58 +0000

Ally- I have a few retorts to your rather insightful comment.

1)do you have any evidence that you’d like to cite that confirms cheerleading is the most dangerous sport in the word, or even the world? Through google scholar I’ve accessed a number of peer reviewed journal articles, and I’ve seen cheerleading described as the high school sport most responsible for injuries among females, but in no reputable study is it described as the most dangerous sport anywhere.

2)at no point did I claim that cheerleading didn’t require hard work and sweat, and I’m certain there’s no small amount of crying involved.

3)As far as ways in which cheerleaders flip and twist, I don’t know…I can imagine quite a bit.

4)Did you actually read the post? I believe I said I was agnostic about whether cheerleading was a sport. If you think it is, good for you. I don’t particularly disagree.

5)I don’t think cheerleaders are dumb and annoying. I regularly discuss current events with cheerleaders over our post-sex cigarettes. But that’s just college cheerleaders, of course.

6)I’m not sure what would preclude the members of the squad in question from being in high honors classes. I certainly haven’t made any claims to the contrary.

7)I’m not sure why you put “earned” in all caps in reference to the squad getting to the Gator Bowl. It’s not like I alleged they ran a blow-job marathon on the selection committee.

8)There is a kernel of truth to your comment. I was always a little bitter that I couldn’t get my toes up past 90 degrees on my toe touches. And I always had a little problem keeping my elbow in on my “Number 1 For Sure!!!!!”s.

9)I would never hate on cheerleaders. I have six cheerleader friends.

10) There are a couple of incontrovertible truths in my analysis that you didn’t bother to refute. First, the stamina required to execute three minutes of explosive physical exertion (a cheerleading routine) is simply not equal to the stamina required to execute forty minutes of explosive physical exertion (a basketball or football game). It’s just not the same.

11) I’m perfectly willing to admit that cheerleaders are tough. It’s just that claiming someone is yelling despite having lost their voice is not the best demonstration of toughness. Ronnie Lott is a football player that is well known for, among many other things, having his finger knocked half off during a hit, then going to the sidelines and ripping it off entirely by himself so he could continue playing. I’m sure any number of cheerleaders have competed with sprained ankles, bruises, hoarse voices, etc, but until one of them tears a couple fingers off to stay in the competition, don’t try to convince me of their toughness by claiming they can talk after they’ve lost their voice.

12)You sound cute…want to grab a drink this weekend?

Take Your Skirt Off Tom Brady : Poker Tourney Gets Stuck for it's Riches

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 06:26:02 +0000

to expound on that point, one of the guys we went to school with in the honors program at Harvard is still in poker debt today. not only is he the smartest guy i know, but he worked like 130 hours per week and is still trying to pay off Johnny P and co. in the Bahamas. Meanwhile, every dude I've met from South North-Central Eastern Community College has easily paid off all the debt they accrued at Florida International School of Law and is bringing down six figures. For all you poker players out there, people that show me their certifiable IQ scores of 67 are more conclusively demonstrating intelligence than anybody that voluntarily admits to being a "poker player."

Take Your Skirt Off Tom Brady : O'Bannon lawsuit gains speed

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:45:00 +0000

i dont know man...top college athletes don't really get shit compared to the money they bring in. a college scholarship and a small stipend are not exactly getting paid "handsomely." and there's always this argument floating around that they receive a priceless education in exchange for their service, which is bullshit because nothing a big time college athlete gets resembles an education at college. they do get a degree, which works for the low level guys that aren't going pro. but as i recall the o'bannons were the shit back in the day at UCLA and the NCAA probably did make a ton of money using their likenesses, so I'll back eddy on this one. not sure about a bunch of guys from 1966 though.

Take Your Skirt Off Tom Brady : Breaking news: Irrelevant baseball player retires

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:59:56 +0000

Mia Hamm look like a broke ass Tina Fey in that picture.

Take Your Skirt Off Tom Brady : Bass to the Future

Wed, 3 Mar 2010 20:42:41 +0000

jesus im scared of that thing. you can find me sheltering in place til kevin van dam tortures a bass into telling him who he works for, and you guys give me the all clear on this threat.

Take Your Skirt Off Tom Brady : RHMWAFFIPW: GOD BLESS AMERICA

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 21:34:20 +0000

thank you for having the courage to come forward on the moose hoarding issue. we victims have been silent for far too long.

Take Your Skirt Off Tom Brady : Ozzie Guillen Joining Twitter, Forever Changing Social Media

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 03:02:48 +0000

god what a hero. i was pretty close to deleting all of my twitter accounts. now i think i will keep one of them, and just not follow anybody but ozzie.

Take Your Skirt Off Tom Brady : What do you know about the Olympics? Well,I've seen it on television of course. Television? NBC.

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 02:38:57 +0000

We need to talk Rick Reilly. About my reporting? About how you've managed to live as long as you have.

Take Your Skirt Off Tom Brady : And the hits just keep on coming

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 01:59:52 +0000

duly noted and enacted.

Take Your Skirt Off Tom Brady : And the hits just keep on coming

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 01:29:04 +0000

good observation. that gives him a modicum of street cred, and it makes it so its not exactly like your girl running off to bang a homeless guy, but he's got small nipples man. that's tough to come back from.

Take Your Skirt Off Tom Brady : NASCAR please stop

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 01:26:58 +0000

I'm pretty sure all reputable breakers only refer to it as "breaking" or "b-boying" or "b-girling." breakdancing was a term imposed by the culturally biased liberal progressive mainstream media. and deutsche, jennifer aniston has been overrated for her entire career. for the authoritative expose on the malicious hoax aniston has perpetrated on the people of the world, search the archives of www.whatwouldtylerdurdendo.com.

Take Your Skirt Off Tom Brady : RHMWAFFIPW: Post Traumatic Stress Disorder Edition

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 21:53:23 +0000

He'll definitely be considered as a patron saint at the next shareholder meeting. And yeah, I'm not sure who holds the merchandising rights on the "I Am a Motherfucker" line, but I would totally print up those T-shirts and sell them if I wasn't certain I'd lose sleep over depriving that guy of any profits he might be able to make from it.

Take Your Skirt Off Tom Brady : NASCAR please stop

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 21:48:32 +0000

I'll tell you exactly what's appealing about her. She's attractive, but not excessively so, as far as celebrities go. So there's an girl next door-y attainability factor that leads people to overestimate her attractiveness by 1.5 to 2 scale points. I would say that any reasonable looking guy without serious personality defects has probably banged at least one chick of attractiveness comparable to Danica. All average looking celebrity women benefit from this phenomenon. Think Michelle Williams, Kristen Stewart, Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Aniston, etc.

Take Your Skirt Off Tom Brady : RHMWAFFIPW: Post Traumatic Stress Disorder Edition

Sat, 20 Feb 2010 06:18:54 +0000

I'm willing to accept it was blown out of proportion, but not that it was completely fabricated. So I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt. I have an ingrown toenail right now and if I had to ski down that glacier I'd do it screeching with pain for the first 20 yards and then I'd fall down and curl up in a fetal position and cry. Respek.

Take Your Skirt Off Tom Brady : RHMWAFFIPW: Post Traumatic Stress Disorder Edition

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 20:24:23 +0000

i was putting together a merger, or sleeping, until 3 today, so i didn't make the editorial meeting. but i would like to offer some ex post runners up. lindsey vonn won a gold on a fucked up leg, on nasty ass course that took out what looked like about 50 percent of the competitors. and andrew bogut for giving tickets away to crazy ass fans. and how do i try out for the PANTS team?

Take Your Skirt Off Tom Brady : US Sailors Have Good Priorities

Tue, 16 Feb 2010 03:07:50 +0000

Jesus I didn't even see those pink squares the first time. And how close did you have to get to your screen to figure out those were crabs? I vote for 1) linen pants 2) sailfish 3) pink square shorts 4) crabs

Take Your Skirt Off Tom Brady : US Sailors Have Good Priorities

Tue, 16 Feb 2010 03:05:11 +0000

The editorial staff reserves the right to comment on its own posts. And yeah the soundtrack was a secondary concern. The primary criterion was the amount of white guy dancing.