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Wonkette : Palins Vindicated! (As Stinking-Drunk, Brawling Yahoos, Per Anchorage P.D. Police Report)

Fri, 10 Oct 2014 09:28:00 +0000

Or an Elvish sugar substitute.

Wonkette : One Lady Explains Why She Does Not Date Men Under 30

Wed, 8 Oct 2014 17:04:17 +0000

I'm in the middle of the slow transition from young fool to old fool.

Wonkette : One Lady Explains Why She Does Not Date Men Under 30

Wed, 8 Oct 2014 17:03:13 +0000

Posthumous. Chrysanthemum. Whirligig. That enough?

Wonkette : Anthony Kennedy Cockblocks Marriage Equality In Idaho

Wed, 8 Oct 2014 16:53:41 +0000

Each same-sex marriage performed will be contrary to the interests of the state and its citizens in being able to define marriage through ordinary democratic channels,” wrote Thomas C. Perry, counsel for the governor, in one of three filings this morning.

Just like how every black person casting a vote in the south was contrary to the interests of the state and its good ol' boys in being able to define voting rights through ordinary vote-suppression channels.

Wonkette : Chuck Todd's Feelings About Congressional Budget Office Report On Obamacare Probably Most Important

Wed, 5 Feb 2014 08:07:40 +0000

risk corridor Didn't Peter Breck star in that?

Wonkette : Texas School Latest To Adopt Zero Tolerance Toward Hungry Poor Kids

Fri, 8 Nov 2013 18:29:30 +0000

Oh, if only Newt had become president. He could have scrubbed a few toilets and, hey presto, suddenly he's earned his lunch, as well as a work ethic.

Wonkette : Scary Black Lady Susan Rice Once Said That White Children Should Be Forced To Learn Of Blacks' Exist

Wed, 28 Nov 2012 19:14:05 +0000

Michael Dunn in a clown suit, being beaten with a sack full of doorknobs?

Wonkette : Wingnut Matt Barber Calmly Explains Why 'Obama's HHS' Is Pretty Much A Pedophile

Tue, 30 Oct 2012 19:30:01 +0000

I hate to tell you this, but there is already a program for grooming children to have sex: it's called puberty.

Wonkette : Mitt Romney's Guide To Flood Management

Tue, 30 Oct 2012 18:14:38 +0000

White people.

Wonkette : Mitt Romney Can Kiss Chris Christie’s Fat Ass

Tue, 30 Oct 2012 16:58:32 +0000

I think he's probably mostly coronary plaque at heart.

Wonkette : Mitt Romney Can Kiss Chris Christie’s Fat Ass

Tue, 30 Oct 2012 16:52:33 +0000

Republicans think all government is evil, except the parts they need at the moment, which are of course necessary and right and good, because shut up that's why.

Wonkette : Mitt Romney: Why Can't Amercia Be More Like China?

Mon, 29 Oct 2012 18:25:39 +0000

So Democrats are bad because they want to make us like Socialist Europe, but Republicans are good because they want to make us like Communist China? Huh?

Wonkette : Mitt Romney Iz In Ur Hurricane, Privatizin Ur FEMA

Mon, 29 Oct 2012 17:35:18 +0000

I don't understand what all these people are getting so worked up about. Can't they all just stay at their chalet in Aspen until the whole thing blows over?

Wonkette : Obscure Wingnut Preacher: Hurricane Sandy Is God's Wrath For America Betraying Israel 21 Years Ago (

Mon, 29 Oct 2012 17:07:46 +0000

This guy probably has "HATE" tattooed across both his fists.

Wonkette : Watch Paul Ryan’s Wife Janna Stop Herself From Tearing Unemployed Guy’s Throat Out With Her Teet

Mon, 29 Oct 2012 16:24:35 +0000

Moocher.

Wonkette : Watch Paul Ryan’s Wife Janna Stop Herself From Tearing Unemployed Guy’s Throat Out With Her Teet

Mon, 29 Oct 2012 16:21:28 +0000

"...watching Charles Krauthammer handicap the presidential race." Pun intended?

Wonkette : Watch Paul Ryan’s Wife Janna Stop Herself From Tearing Unemployed Guy’s Throat Out With Her Teet

Mon, 29 Oct 2012 16:19:40 +0000

And, you know, the thing about a Republican political wife... she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.

Wonkette : Humble Gent Mitt Romney Tells President Of United States Of America To STFU

Wed, 17 Oct 2012 18:15:16 +0000

White people can't be uppity, silly. We deserve to be in charge.

Wonkette : Panty-Related Rumor Roils County Prosecutor Race In Ohio

Fri, 5 Oct 2012 16:49:52 +0000

Fetherolf left the courtroom, went to the men’s room, removed her panties and then placed them in evidence before the judge.

Defense exhibit G.

Wonkette : Bryan Fischer: Maybe Christians Can Vote For A Mormon (If They Use Hand Sanitizer And Pray)

Tue, 25 Sep 2012 16:41:26 +0000

Sorry, Bryan, you can't unshit a bed. You and your ilk have spent years demonizing Mormons, so I don't think a lukewarm endorsement of the idea that voting for one is not inherently sinful will make evangelicals any more enthusiastic about it.