Smitros

Smitros

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347 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Ex-Congresscreeper Mel... · 2 replies · +43 points

Rob Ford has just been triple dog dared.

349 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Why Not Six California... · 0 replies · +6 points

You'd think they would have been content with that deluxe apartment in the sky.

349 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Oh Yeah, Rupert Murdoc... · 0 replies · +2 points

Being objectified by Wendi Deng sounds terrifying.

354 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Do Not Take Your Newly... · 2 replies · +19 points

The new euphemism for pot dealer will be "friend in Colorado."

More seriously, the Wyoming approach could eventually bring up some interesting legal questions related to one or another interpretation of the Constitution's interstate commerce clause.

361 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rob Ford, Who Did Not ... · 0 replies · +3 points

Walter Pater once wrote that all art aspires to the condition of music. In North America all life aspires to the condition of show business.

361 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rob Ford Neither Licke... · 0 replies · +9 points

Small talk among Toronto escorts: "Have you driven a Ford lately?"

366 weeks ago @ Wonkette - AP Retracts Story Clai... · 1 reply · +7 points

The real scandal is that he can afford better rum and apparently isn't buying it.

370 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Tina Brown To Leave Da... · 0 replies · +1 points

She is the kaiju of the media world.

370 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Tina Brown To Leave Da... · 0 replies · +1 points

The Penile-American community may take umbrage at the comparison.

372 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Total Hippie Eric Hold... · 0 replies · +6 points

George and Tom are bogarting the joints. Teddy and Abe are getting janked.