en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/9972493 Comments by SlidViscous http://wonkette.com/575200/who-are-we-shooting-this-week-oh-its-girl-scouts#IDComment948634600 What a measly compensation. Sat, 7 Feb 2015 12:33:32 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575200/who-are-we-shooting-this-week-oh-its-girl-scouts#IDComment948634600 http://wonkette.com/573706/here-is-a-jimmy-carter-caption-contest-for-your-weekend-amusement#IDComment945022396 So Dok—who won? Mon, 26 Jan 2015 18:00:47 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573706/here-is-a-jimmy-carter-caption-contest-for-your-weekend-amusement#IDComment945022396 http://wonkette.com/573706/here-is-a-jimmy-carter-caption-contest-for-your-weekend-amusement#IDComment944264693 "My human decency is inversely proportional to my fashion sense." Sat, 24 Jan 2015 03:26:24 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573706/here-is-a-jimmy-carter-caption-contest-for-your-weekend-amusement#IDComment944264693 http://wonkette.com/571495/zany-co-springs-mayoral-candidate-in-jail-for-menacing-with-ar-15-other-hijinks#IDComment939334163 Pleasepleaseplease let her get elected. Fri, 9 Jan 2015 11:00:28 +0000 http://wonkette.com/571495/zany-co-springs-mayoral-candidate-in-jail-for-menacing-with-ar-15-other-hijinks#IDComment939334163 http://wonkette.com/570174/topless-lady-steals-jesus-for-god#IDComment933976035 I hope that FEMEN is planning something similar to help me attain my own . . . release, too. Fri, 26 Dec 2014 22:09:16 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570174/topless-lady-steals-jesus-for-god#IDComment933976035 http://wonkette.com/570127/derp-roundup-zombie-baby-jesus-edition#IDComment933099773 My New Year's Resolution is to produce a stockpile of "pure, weapons-grade trolling." Wed, 24 Dec 2014 21:47:47 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570127/derp-roundup-zombie-baby-jesus-edition#IDComment933099773 http://wonkette.com/569974/cia-lady-was-worst-spy-ever-got-promoted-to-king-of-torture#IDComment932763149 Not limited to government bureaucracy.... Wed, 24 Dec 2014 03:31:17 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569974/cia-lady-was-worst-spy-ever-got-promoted-to-king-of-torture#IDComment932763149 http://wonkette.com/569216/jesus-has-a-whole-new-bag-mentoring-ohio-public-school-kids#IDComment929213522 "a rectal infusion of Jebus" SupposiSavior? Tue, 16 Dec 2014 02:11:33 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569216/jesus-has-a-whole-new-bag-mentoring-ohio-public-school-kids#IDComment929213522 http://wonkette.com/568975/responsible-open-carry-advocate-shot-up-her-family-we-guess-they-must-have-been-bad#IDComment927508019 Looks like "Open Carry Tarrant County" took down that photo from their wall as well. Internet brave, the best kind of brave. . . . Thu, 11 Dec 2014 21:33:09 +0000 http://wonkette.com/568975/responsible-open-carry-advocate-shot-up-her-family-we-guess-they-must-have-been-bad#IDComment927508019 http://wonkette.com/568053/boise-burglary-suspect-is-one-sad-panda#IDComment923463843 Google search for "lesbian clown porn" came up with 1.3 million results. Wed, 3 Dec 2014 01:58:33 +0000 http://wonkette.com/568053/boise-burglary-suspect-is-one-sad-panda#IDComment923463843 http://wonkette.com/568053/boise-burglary-suspect-is-one-sad-panda#IDComment923463590 That totally depends on the audience.... Wed, 3 Dec 2014 01:57:29 +0000 http://wonkette.com/568053/boise-burglary-suspect-is-one-sad-panda#IDComment923463590 http://wonkette.com/567854/quack-anti-vaxxers-protect-your-kids-with-sugar-instead#IDComment922804985 I think that depends on precisely who is fucking it. Mon, 1 Dec 2014 17:40:22 +0000 http://wonkette.com/567854/quack-anti-vaxxers-protect-your-kids-with-sugar-instead#IDComment922804985 http://wonkette.com/564346/congressman-don-young-being-a-colossal-jerk-in-alaska-again#IDComment896806257 Pity, that. Sat, 25 Oct 2014 04:06:02 +0000 http://wonkette.com/564346/congressman-don-young-being-a-colossal-jerk-in-alaska-again#IDComment896806257 http://wonkette.com/563977/smoove-b-barry-bamz-beclowns-chicago-fool#IDComment894107018 You know who ELSE Barry Bamz beclowned? Tue, 21 Oct 2014 17:13:43 +0000 http://wonkette.com/563977/smoove-b-barry-bamz-beclowns-chicago-fool#IDComment894107018 http://wonkette.com/563854/pro-life-murderer-demands-his-first-amendment-right-to-kill-again#IDComment893394397 Closeted ammosexuals! Mon, 20 Oct 2014 19:58:17 +0000 http://wonkette.com/563854/pro-life-murderer-demands-his-first-amendment-right-to-kill-again#IDComment893394397 http://wonkette.com/563693/nice-time-idaho-veterans-cemetery-will-stop-discriminating-against-dead-gay-sailors#IDComment892138559 "Baby I was burned this way." Sat, 18 Oct 2014 21:43:26 +0000 http://wonkette.com/563693/nice-time-idaho-veterans-cemetery-will-stop-discriminating-against-dead-gay-sailors#IDComment892138559 http://wonkette.com/563653/texas-wants-in-on-this-pregnancy-crimes-game-too#IDComment891449871 ". . . . and women who use drugs while pregnant are easy to demonize." Well, so much for epidurals. Fri, 17 Oct 2014 20:42:37 +0000 http://wonkette.com/563653/texas-wants-in-on-this-pregnancy-crimes-game-too#IDComment891449871 http://wonkette.com/563501/if-the-confederate-flag-is-ok-with-yankee-businessmen-its-ok-with-nikki-haley#IDComment890919925 "they are celebrating a long-dead nation that got stomped like an anthill in the path of a marauding band of five-year-old Ritalin junkies." Everyone at Wonkette writes like they're Spider Jerusalem. I love this place. Thu, 16 Oct 2014 23:55:25 +0000 http://wonkette.com/563501/if-the-confederate-flag-is-ok-with-yankee-businessmen-its-ok-with-nikki-haley#IDComment890919925 http://wonkette.com/563550/jen-rubin-wants-you-to-get-married-yes-all-of-you-even-you#IDComment890918778 Palin Thu, 16 Oct 2014 23:52:39 +0000 http://wonkette.com/563550/jen-rubin-wants-you-to-get-married-yes-all-of-you-even-you#IDComment890918778 http://wonkette.com/563283/kris-kobach-voter-suppression-summit#IDComment890245534 By that measure, they are incredible successes. Wed, 15 Oct 2014 22:15:17 +0000 http://wonkette.com/563283/kris-kobach-voter-suppression-summit#IDComment890245534