SilentPony

SilentPony

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10 years ago @ Equestria Daily - If you watch this vide... · 0 replies · +12 points

I'm always so relieved when Morgan Freeman shows up to explain the plot to me.

10 years ago @ Equestria Daily - Fluttershy Wins Fan Fa... · 1 reply · +8 points

Fluttershy is my least favorite of the Mane6...but you know what, even with how little I like her, she's still hooves and shoulders better than 99.99% of all other characters from all other shows ever.

10 years ago @ Equestria Daily - Fluttershy Wins Fan Fa... · 0 replies · +15 points

Fluttershy is my least favorite of the Mane6...but you know what, even with how little I like her, she's still hooves and shoulders better than 99.99% of all other characters from all other shows ever.

Good for you Fluttershy! Bronies forever!

10 years ago @ Equestria Daily - Wallpaper Compilation ... · 1 reply · +5 points

Please please PLEASE!

Somepony - ANYPONY - have ALL the wallpapers in one large zipped file at the end of the post! Please! I cycle my wallpapers every minute or so. Its such a pain to download 20+ pages, one-by-one.

10 years ago @ Equestria Daily - Random Pony Silhouette · 0 replies · +6 points

Its almost romantic. Its like the dude and Rainbow Dash have just reached a moment when they're looking at one another not just as friends, but as MORE than friends. Kinda' of sweet and touching if you ask me.

10 years ago @ Equestria Daily - Princess Compilation · 0 replies · +1 points

When I saw the thumb pic, a squirrel giving Fluttershy a flower with the Princesses in the corner, I totally thought Iliad. The squirrel is asked to give a flower to the most beautiful princess in all the land, and each princess offers something.
Twilight offers the squirrel knowledge of all the plants and animals in the land.
Cadence offers him the hottest girl squirrel in the world.
Luna offers to watch him and his family at night so no predators get him
And Celestia offers to shine the sun brighter so the trees produce more fruit to eat.

Not impressed, the squirrel gives Fluttershy the flower in exchange for a hug. And boom! The Princesses declare war and the seven year siege of Fluttershy's cottage occurs...
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Hang on, I gotta go write a fanfic!

10 years ago @ Equestria Daily - Rarity, Spike, and 90\... · 0 replies · +3 points

Its going to be Rarity singing about her two favorite shows from the 90s. "Friends" and "Just Shoot Me".
We'll call it the "JUST FRIENDS." song

10 years ago @ Equestria Daily - Five Reasons Why Rainb... · 0 replies · +2 points

I'll give you equal. There is no way the xbox one is better, 'cause her lisp is so god damn adorable!

10 years ago @ Equestria Daily - Five Reasons Why Rainb... · 2 replies · +3 points

EVERYTHING IS BETTER THAN THE XBOX ONE!
Waking up in a Nazi concentration camp as an elderly, sickly, Jewish rabbi would be better than the X-box One, because at least then you don't have to pay the German's to spy on you!
Every pony, every single last pony, is better than the Xbone.

10 years ago @ Equestria Daily - Discussion: Who should... · 0 replies · +4 points

Totally Shining Armor. There needs to be a credible threatening male villain. And don't say Discord. He's as likely to give you a high five and a little coffee as he is turn you inside out. Discord isn't a character, he's an event.
But Nightmare Lord Shining Armor would be truly terrifying. He'd have knowledge of Canterlot and its security. He emotionally compromises half the alicorns(Cadence and Twilight) so they would hesitate to actually hurt him. And he'd be savage and brutal. Much less angry talking and bragging and more slamming ponies around. I can see him just kicking the mane-six in the face instead of casting some bullshit prison spell.
He's be truly dangerous.