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12 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - other physiological ep... · 0 replies · +4 points

this really only works in a hetero normative context.

alternative:
"you're being a real cunt"
"and you're a tit!!"
"guys don't fight. let anal sex nourish you."
"thanks man. you're being a real prostate right now."

12 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - hoarding · 0 replies · +1 points

this was clearly the psychiatrist's plan all along. if the patient started using self-help books, he wouldn't need a doctor!

12 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - nugget motives · 0 replies · +4 points

everyone knows that you use the 20-piece for your butt.

that's why not every mcdonald's can have it on the menu.

12 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - pizza morale · 1 reply · +17 points

"man, i hate it when people try to make money off of something they're already giving me for free"

12 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - pizza morale · 1 reply · +2 points

calling your company "pizza tank" is a surefire why to get upper-deckered in the pizza biz.

12 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - the saddest clown · 0 replies · +5 points

both are grammatically correct.

but using "one" as a pronoun twice in a single sentence makes a character a background character nobody likes from a sci-fi show.

12 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - new men's rights for 2013 · 0 replies · +2 points

yeah, when i don't understand the point of comic, i just assume you're going for the funnier joke.

12 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - new men's rights for 2013 · 5 replies · +14 points

in the context of men's rights, i find the last panel is extremely absurd.

a bow tie has NO AUTHORITY in superwholock discussions because people who like 11 are just fake geek girls who aren't REAL whovians and have no rights talking about things.

12 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - the worst crooked cop · 0 replies · +13 points

officer boggs takes money from the mafia and then testifies against the mafia by explaining that they gave him money.

12 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - hulu plus · 1 reply · +5 points

at least on hulu+ they don't patronize you with ads for the show that you are currently watching. so, technically, they do have a one-up on cable television.
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