"Good morrow, breeder of portable atrocities and the ringmaster whilst combat occurs between them! I am what many of your kind call a 'Pocket Monster'. What's that? You don't believe that these portable monsters can talk? Balderdash! Nay, I say, for with the aid of the world renowned Bill, founder and creator of the Pokemon storage system, and his quite interesting contraption (which splices deoxyribonucleic acid and rearranges them between two specimen) I was able to somehow acquire the etiquette, mannerism, and overall courtesy of a genuine gentleman. What used to be my prior personality now inhabits my master in the corner, who is now taking a fancy to the electric cables hooked up to the machine."

"'Cause you Nidoran, for Uxie"

It's a stretch, but heck I'll probably be outdone by yet another witty member using better Pokemon names.