You can't "choose" to be a homeopath any more than you can "choose" to be a heteropath. Why won't they understand?
Which is why they are so purple-faced and fidgety when she arrives late.
But but she defends their right to be jerks. There's that.
Presidential candidate Jimmy Carter gave Americans a glimpse of the casual approach he threatened to take on his first diplomatic appearance as President of the United States at the Court of St. James'. They didn't believe him.
Now see, why didn't some cop car drive up, hit the breaks and open fire two seconds later, killing her? Must be because she clearly wasn't a child.
Wait, there are altar girls now? Shee-it, where do I re-up? The Church has obviously gotten over it's stupid "no females beyond the railing" BS and they can be priests et cetera, pax domini, amen.
The one thing that apparently could get through smoke and fire and Jell-o: The Spanish fly bit. Ho ho ho.
The sounds of sodomy can't be much worse than the sounds of drunken domestic violence that the little moppets have to listen to all the time. Pfft.
You think I'm going to read all those comments up there to see if this point has already been made before I make it now? Pfft.
Please note that the Seventh Day Adventist dietary recommendations quoted in the article don't include any dairy products. Sounds kinda veganish to me.