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Wonkette : Rep. Blake Farenthold: I Did Not Have 'Wet Dreams' About Sexing That Staffer I Fired

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 22:05:27 +0000

Sooooo, no video? (Asking for a friend.)

Wonkette : Gee Does It Seem Like Elizabeth Warren Knows More About Banks Than This Bank Lobbyist Does?

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 21:49:51 +0000

Todd Rundgren albums.

Wonkette : Texas Mom Drops Challenge To Super Sexy 'Marxist' Book About Poors

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 18:18:48 +0000

How many times do we have to tell you not to mess with Texas.

Wonkette : Your Smart TV Is Probably Spying On You, What Could Go Wrong?

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 17:40:42 +0000

OK, but what happens when Brian Williams watches one of these things?

Wonkette : Time To Lawyer Up, Texas Fetuses

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 16:43:08 +0000

Dead fetus. Even less fun than dead puppies.

Wonkette : Time To Lawyer Up, Texas Fetuses

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 16:26:30 +0000

Well they won't work "pro-boner", that's for sure.

Wonkette : Scott Walker Dicking Over Everyone In Wisconsin, Will Definitely Run For President Now

Fri, 6 Feb 2015 19:57:15 +0000

Further reading: http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/Scott_Walke...

Wonkette : GOP Blaming Immigrants For Diseases GOP Doesn't Believe In

Thu, 5 Feb 2015 01:19:35 +0000

"Illegal aliens who are not properly health care screened... like Obama!"

Wonkette : Let's Repeal Obamacare: 56th Time's The Charm

Wed, 4 Feb 2015 01:37:31 +0000

AOTDD, Katie!

Wonkette : Let's Repeal Obamacare: 56th Time's The Charm

Wed, 4 Feb 2015 01:35:48 +0000

Sorry for being a stickler, but you didn't use "literally" correctly.

Wonkette : Let's Repeal Obamacare: 56th Time's The Charm

Wed, 4 Feb 2015 01:22:54 +0000

That ship sailed a looooong time ago, my friend. (Safe chickens ship, not the chicken-fucking reference. Ship.)

Wonkette : Let's Repeal Obamacare: 56th Time's The Charm

Wed, 4 Feb 2015 01:21:51 +0000

You got that from a bumper sticker, didn't you. Or Twitter, one of the two.

Wonkette : Fox News Injects Known Toxins Into Vaccination Discussion

Tue, 3 Feb 2015 22:14:42 +0000

I can't wait for the day they discover an autism vaccine!

Wonkette : Fox News Injects Known Toxins Into Vaccination Discussion

Tue, 3 Feb 2015 22:10:13 +0000

It's funny because it's deadly. (Zoidberg's not around so just read that with his voice.)

Wonkette : Montana Police Ask Homeland Security For Help Spying On Hippie Terrorists

Tue, 3 Feb 2015 19:35:54 +0000

DHS probably has some drones they could use too.

Wonkette : Oil Companies Pumping Waste Into California's Water, It's Probably Fine

Tue, 3 Feb 2015 19:20:25 +0000

Just drive it through a lake!

Wonkette : Republican Party Comes Out Against Basic Hygiene, For Freedom

Tue, 3 Feb 2015 19:13:36 +0000

"Medical science is not settled on whether poor hygiene is actually caused by man."

Wonkette : The Fartknocker Report: Sarah Palin Might Have Driven Us Nuts

Sun, 1 Feb 2015 09:08:47 +0000

She is On The Drugs. All of them also too.

Wonkette : Mitt Romney Decides He's Cool With Losing White House Just The Two Times, Thanks

Fri, 30 Jan 2015 17:51:00 +0000

Rafalca responded "Neigh!" And wept for two hours. Seamus could not be reached for comment. (Still won't come out from under the couch.)

Wonkette : Muslim Texans Singing (American) National Anthem Shouted Down By The Real Patriots

Fri, 30 Jan 2015 02:48:49 +0000

Texas Muslim Capitol Day is actually a thing? In Texas? That's more surprising than Molly White getting elected by people and then saying that crap.

gdp's Comments

Wonkette : Rep. Blake Farenthold: I Did Not Have 'Wet Dreams' About Sexing That Staffer I Fired

Wonkette : Gee Does It Seem Like Elizabeth Warren Knows More About Banks Than This Bank Lobbyist Does?

Wonkette : Texas Mom Drops Challenge To Super Sexy 'Marxist' Book About Poors

Wonkette : Your Smart TV Is Probably Spying On You, What Could Go Wrong?

Wonkette : Time To Lawyer Up, Texas Fetuses

Wonkette : Time To Lawyer Up, Texas Fetuses

Wonkette : Scott Walker Dicking Over Everyone In Wisconsin, Will Definitely Run For President Now

Wonkette : GOP Blaming Immigrants For Diseases GOP Doesn't Believe In

Wonkette : Let's Repeal Obamacare: 56th Time's The Charm

Wonkette : Let's Repeal Obamacare: 56th Time's The Charm

Wonkette : Let's Repeal Obamacare: 56th Time's The Charm

Wonkette : Let's Repeal Obamacare: 56th Time's The Charm

Wonkette : Fox News Injects Known Toxins Into Vaccination Discussion

Wonkette : Fox News Injects Known Toxins Into Vaccination Discussion

Wonkette : Montana Police Ask Homeland Security For Help Spying On Hippie Terrorists

Wonkette : Oil Companies Pumping Waste Into California's Water, It's Probably Fine

Wonkette : Republican Party Comes Out Against Basic Hygiene, For Freedom

Wonkette : The Fartknocker Report: Sarah Palin Might Have Driven Us Nuts

Wonkette : Mitt Romney Decides He's Cool With Losing White House Just The Two Times, Thanks

Wonkette : Muslim Texans Singing (American) National Anthem Shouted Down By The *Real* Patriots

Wonkette : Muslim Texans Singing (American) National Anthem Shouted Down By The Real Patriots