en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/1687242 Comments by SharifDelMonte http://wonkette.com/454945/gop-debate-194834-this-month-choose-your-own-adventure#IDComment209395183 Making "Anderson Cooper = Gay" jokes is getting tired, but CNN using A Tony-award winning singer to perform the National Anthem is pretty FABULOUS. Wed, 19 Oct 2011 00:09:10 +0000 http://wonkette.com/454945/gop-debate-194834-this-month-choose-your-own-adventure#IDComment209395183 http://wonkette.com/454786/participatory-journamalism-experiment-submit-vote-on-wonkette-stories#IDComment207178913 Carl Steadman tried this at Plastic.com. Protip: don't allow comments on the "submitted" stories until they are live on the real site. Thu, 13 Oct 2011 23:55:19 +0000 http://wonkette.com/454786/participatory-journamalism-experiment-submit-vote-on-wonkette-stories#IDComment207178913 http://wonkette.com/454607/liveblogging-the-oh-lets-pretend-we-like-herman-cain-gop-debate#IDComment206232736 Is Rep. Bachmann wearing a pearl necklace? Its never too late in life to try something for the first time! Wed, 12 Oct 2011 01:00:18 +0000 http://wonkette.com/454607/liveblogging-the-oh-lets-pretend-we-like-herman-cain-gop-debate#IDComment206232736 http://wonkette.com/436089/smaller-budgets-bigger-lapel-ribbons-state-of-the-union-liveblog-part-ii#IDComment123802245 I'm pretty sure I saw the ghost from Three Men in a Baby during Minnie Bachmann's speech. Wed, 26 Jan 2011 04:04:08 +0000 http://wonkette.com/436089/smaller-budgets-bigger-lapel-ribbons-state-of-the-union-liveblog-part-ii#IDComment123802245 http://wonkette.com/436089/smaller-budgets-bigger-lapel-ribbons-state-of-the-union-liveblog-part-ii#IDComment123800657 Michele Bachmann has a chart! She is totally running for president...OF CHUCK GRASSLEY'S PANTS. Wed, 26 Jan 2011 03:53:04 +0000 http://wonkette.com/436089/smaller-budgets-bigger-lapel-ribbons-state-of-the-union-liveblog-part-ii#IDComment123800657 http://wonkette.com/436077/liveblogging-the-dismal-state-of-our-union-part-i#IDComment123780472 This is the first SOTU where the idiots in Congress are allowed to carry their smartphones into the speech. I wonder what madness will flow to twitter from elected officials, who will be dicking off with their toys while the President is speaking? Wed, 26 Jan 2011 01:52:43 +0000 http://wonkette.com/436077/liveblogging-the-dismal-state-of-our-union-part-i#IDComment123780472 http://wonkette.com/436057/all-eyes-will-be-on-michelle-obamas-box-tonight#IDComment123732025 I don't know who OneTruLibrul is, so I can't really address that, but I must complain about your historical reference: NOW wasn't founded until well after Mrs. Roosevelt was 1st lady, so any of them them having "gone and done it" to her is revisionism. You should of said, "That slander was WAAC!" or, "Sir, your comment wasn't as riveting as you think!" Tue, 25 Jan 2011 21:02:27 +0000 http://wonkette.com/436057/all-eyes-will-be-on-michelle-obamas-box-tonight#IDComment123732025 http://wonkette.com/436057/all-eyes-will-be-on-michelle-obamas-box-tonight#IDComment123728657 Not since the days of Eleanor Roosevelt was so much attention paid to a first lady's box. Tue, 25 Jan 2011 20:41:52 +0000 http://wonkette.com/436057/all-eyes-will-be-on-michelle-obamas-box-tonight#IDComment123728657 http://wonkette.com/436057/all-eyes-will-be-on-michelle-obamas-box-tonight#IDComment123723502 No, no, its a basketball reference! Have you ever seen President Boyfriend and the FLOTUS playing one-one-one? NO! Why? Because she's unstoppable in the post! Don't you remember that interview where she dunked on Robin Roberts? Tue, 25 Jan 2011 20:07:35 +0000 http://wonkette.com/436057/all-eyes-will-be-on-michelle-obamas-box-tonight#IDComment123723502 http://wonkette.com/435252/sarah-palin-joining-up-with-larry-the-cable-guy-at-gun-convention#IDComment121340911 Yeah, but at events like these, the backstage buffet is usually pretty weak. She's the real victim of bad catering! Fri, 14 Jan 2011 18:44:09 +0000 http://wonkette.com/435252/sarah-palin-joining-up-with-larry-the-cable-guy-at-gun-convention#IDComment121340911 http://wonkette.com/432861/senate-votes-to-repeal-dadt-in-john-mccains-face#IDComment116682788 How is it ironic to scorn the public face of an electorate's ugly biases? I think the word you want is "proper". Sat, 18 Dec 2010 22:38:41 +0000 http://wonkette.com/432861/senate-votes-to-repeal-dadt-in-john-mccains-face#IDComment116682788 http://wonkette.com/429299/senate-candidates-who-received-fewer-votes-than-alvin-greene-yesterday#IDComment107635603 That settles it: Alvin Greene for new chairman of DNC! Wed, 3 Nov 2010 18:42:11 +0000 http://wonkette.com/429299/senate-candidates-who-received-fewer-votes-than-alvin-greene-yesterday#IDComment107635603 http://wonkette.com/429181/liveblogging-part-vii-this-drunken-ashtray-mouth-is-weeping-again#IDComment107533223 Good news! They don't count Alaska's write in ballots until November 18th! Because recounts are sexy! Wed, 3 Nov 2010 05:56:58 +0000 http://wonkette.com/429181/liveblogging-part-vii-this-drunken-ashtray-mouth-is-weeping-again#IDComment107533223 http://wonkette.com/429107/no-country-for-old-feingold-liveblogging-the-end-of-russmocracy#IDComment107517619 The Boehner is leaking eye water! Someone get him weakness tissues? Wed, 3 Nov 2010 03:46:49 +0000 http://wonkette.com/429107/no-country-for-old-feingold-liveblogging-the-end-of-russmocracy#IDComment107517619 http://wonkette.com/429107/no-country-for-old-feingold-liveblogging-the-end-of-russmocracy#IDComment107513440 MSNBC is so superhorny for Michelle Bachmann! Its adorable: she's great for their ratings, right? Wed, 3 Nov 2010 03:13:57 +0000 http://wonkette.com/429107/no-country-for-old-feingold-liveblogging-the-end-of-russmocracy#IDComment107513440 http://wonkette.com/429081/there-will-be-tea-liveblogging-americas-return-to-slavery#IDComment107511724 Greetings from Alaska, comrades! Where weed is already legal! Suck it, California! Wed, 3 Nov 2010 03:00:51 +0000 http://wonkette.com/429081/there-will-be-tea-liveblogging-americas-return-to-slavery#IDComment107511724 http://wonkette.com/423140/christine-odonnells-website-is-sad-and-hilarious#IDComment100407524 There's not really any need to masturbate to Ms. O'Donnell's website, since most "straight" Tea Party voters are already spent from "researching" Marco Rubio's picture gallery. Wed, 22 Sep 2010 18:41:21 +0000 http://wonkette.com/423140/christine-odonnells-website-is-sad-and-hilarious#IDComment100407524 http://wonkette.com/421101/does-everybody-have-their-new-wonkette-commenting-account#IDComment98829564 I'm a little late to this party, but I was busy taking tequila shots and watching elections highlights of Christine O'Donnells bushes. I mean, eyebrows. I mean, at what point will the Tea Party demand that RAND PAUL and Christine O'Donnell be forced to mate, and give the baby to the Palin family? It will be like Superman II, only this time Clark Kent is also Jesus H. Reagan! Wed, 15 Sep 2010 04:24:57 +0000 http://wonkette.com/421101/does-everybody-have-their-new-wonkette-commenting-account#IDComment98829564