Selfish_T

Selfish_T

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340 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Georgia Congressional ... · 7 replies · +15 points

This lumpy middle-aged guy in khakis looks like he'd make a pretty fearsome warrior in that armed insurrection he's talking about.

340 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Georgia Says Screw It,... · 0 replies · +15 points

Obviously, the only thing that can stop a bad drunk guy with a gun in a bar is some other drunk guys drunkenly shooting their guns off in a bar full of drunk people.

380 weeks ago @ Wonkette - A Carnival Of Sorts: T... · 0 replies · +6 points

A small blue spot in a big red sea.

381 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Which Men On Politichi... · 0 replies · +97 points

Imagine what it must feel like to be one of the nine men publicly declared LESS HOT than Rush Limbaugh.

394 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Congratulations On You... · 0 replies · +35 points

I know I was just about to vote for her in '08 until I heard about that fifth college year, and then I was like, no way, never mind, I'm voting for the international gallivanter.

396 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Universe Implodes Unde... · 0 replies · +10 points

That one-man-one-woman-not-relatives Vision o' Genesis lasts for maybe five or six pages, then starts to get "redefined" pretty heavily when the polygamist sibling-boning gets going.

396 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Matthew Boyle’s Late... · 0 replies · +8 points

I imagine he smells like tater tots.

397 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Lost Your House? Got N... · 2 replies · +54 points

I really like that part of the Bible where Jesus talks about how having 4,600-square-foot house is a sign that you're living right.

397 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Hero Senator Ted Cruz ... · 1 reply · +23 points

The 10th Amendment requires that we let the STATES decide whether or not M.S. exists, is bad, and should be cured!

- Ted Cruz, probably

398 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Bad Sci-Fi Video For C... · 2 replies · +22 points

This would probably get more traction with the youngsters if the heroes were a group of cool anti-regulation vampires