This lumpy middle-aged guy in khakis looks like he'd make a pretty fearsome warrior in that armed insurrection he's talking about.
Obviously, the only thing that can stop a bad drunk guy with a gun in a bar is some other drunk guys drunkenly shooting their guns off in a bar full of drunk people.
A small blue spot in a big red sea.
Imagine what it must feel like to be one of the nine men publicly declared LESS HOT than Rush Limbaugh.
I know I was just about to vote for her in '08 until I heard about that fifth college year, and then I was like, no way, never mind, I'm voting for the international gallivanter.
That one-man-one-woman-not-relatives Vision o' Genesis lasts for maybe five or six pages, then starts to get "redefined" pretty heavily when the polygamist sibling-boning gets going.
I imagine he smells like tater tots.
I really like that part of the Bible where Jesus talks about how having 4,600-square-foot house is a sign that you're living right.
The 10th Amendment requires that we let the STATES decide whether or not M.S. exists, is bad, and should be cured!
- Ted Cruz, probably
This would probably get more traction with the youngsters if the heroes were a group of cool anti-regulation vampires