SecretMuslin

SecretMuslin

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424 weeks ago @ Wonkette - A Children's Treasury ... · 1 reply · +6 points

If you need to hide out post murderous rage spree I'm just a short drive to the south near Hillcrest... Side note - We need to lobby for a San Diego event because I value my sanity too much to try to drive to LA.

424 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Wingnuts Furious: Obam... · 2 replies · +35 points

We should order pizzas from this guy's shop and have them sent to the nearest Obama phone banks.

439 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Comical California May... · 0 replies · +5 points

It's a shithole suburb of San Diego, primarily populated by desert rats.

439 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Adorable South Dakota ... · 0 replies · +7 points

Totally agree. I wish I could vote in South Dakota. Well, not really because - south Dakota. But Jeff Barth is awesome!

441 weeks ago @ Wonkette - You Don't Gotta Tell J... · 0 replies · +4 points

That's not smoke - it's a particularly vile morning after beer-and-chili fart.

441 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Men's Rights Group Hap... · 1 reply · +16 points

I think these are the same guys that spend lots of time on Pick Up Artist forums and treat the written words of Mystery as their personal bible...

441 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Men's Rights Group Hap... · 4 replies · +23 points

How do i score one of these "hefty salaries" generously doled out by "all branches of government"? I can't find any postings on Craiglist or Monster. What's the correct search term?

442 weeks ago @ Wonkette - A Children's Treasury ... · 2 replies · +11 points

Wish I'd known there was a San Diego contention heading up - I would have hitched a ride! Ass, cash, gas - you could have taken your pick...

447 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Chris Christie Does Je... · 0 replies · +5 points

He looks like a Weeble

447 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Is Rick Santorum A Gut... · 5 replies · +15 points

He's normally a PBR guy, to be sure.