en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/709388 Comments by Sean O http://wonkette.com/489957/harry-reid-now-just-being-mean-to-scott-brown-for-fun#IDComment492307549 But... he has a truck. He talks to old white people. His staff makes racist indian noises. Fri, 16 Nov 2012 14:24:05 +0000 http://wonkette.com/489957/harry-reid-now-just-being-mean-to-scott-brown-for-fun#IDComment492307549 http://wonkette.com/489777/washington-post-work-till-you-are-dead-or-iran-will-kill-you-anyway#IDComment489344842 So what you're saying is, he's due. Tue, 13 Nov 2012 19:30:54 +0000 http://wonkette.com/489777/washington-post-work-till-you-are-dead-or-iran-will-kill-you-anyway#IDComment489344842 http://wonkette.com/489777/washington-post-work-till-you-are-dead-or-iran-will-kill-you-anyway#IDComment489343961 I can't be the only one who read that in Zoidberg's voice. Need a new foreign policy? Why not Zoidberg? Tue, 13 Nov 2012 19:29:50 +0000 http://wonkette.com/489777/washington-post-work-till-you-are-dead-or-iran-will-kill-you-anyway#IDComment489343961 http://wonkette.com/489777/washington-post-work-till-you-are-dead-or-iran-will-kill-you-anyway#IDComment489328951 Why not kill 2 birds with one stone and sell Iran our unused nuclear weapons. Seems win-win to me. Tue, 13 Nov 2012 19:10:36 +0000 http://wonkette.com/489777/washington-post-work-till-you-are-dead-or-iran-will-kill-you-anyway#IDComment489328951 http://wonkette.com/489729/american-patriots-send-mean-e-petitions-threatening-secession-just-like-their-confederate-heroes-did#IDComment489232522 I'm down for connecting from DC up. DC is warm enough, no? Tue, 13 Nov 2012 17:20:10 +0000 http://wonkette.com/489729/american-patriots-send-mean-e-petitions-threatening-secession-just-like-their-confederate-heroes-did#IDComment489232522 http://wonkette.com/489729/american-patriots-send-mean-e-petitions-threatening-secession-just-like-their-confederate-heroes-did#IDComment489230015 Sadly a lot of borders to patrol, but, that could work. I figured it could work to have a couple of SuperStates that would govern themselves. So, PA/Maryland up through Maine, then the rust belt as another, the Deep South, the West Coast, etc. Tue, 13 Nov 2012 17:16:57 +0000 http://wonkette.com/489729/american-patriots-send-mean-e-petitions-threatening-secession-just-like-their-confederate-heroes-did#IDComment489230015 http://wonkette.com/489729/american-patriots-send-mean-e-petitions-threatening-secession-just-like-their-confederate-heroes-did#IDComment489228975 I'm currently living in Indiana for the next few weeks. There is PLENTY of spare room up here. Tue, 13 Nov 2012 17:15:35 +0000 http://wonkette.com/489729/american-patriots-send-mean-e-petitions-threatening-secession-just-like-their-confederate-heroes-did#IDComment489228975 http://wonkette.com/489729/american-patriots-send-mean-e-petitions-threatening-secession-just-like-their-confederate-heroes-did#IDComment489190987 Couple problems: you have Indiana in the way, but it's possible we could do some sort of trade to get some of the more crazy conservatives out to turn it properly blue. We would require large, large shipments of Deep Dish to NewMerica, and none of that Uno's chain garbage. The good stuff. Tue, 13 Nov 2012 16:27:50 +0000 http://wonkette.com/489729/american-patriots-send-mean-e-petitions-threatening-secession-just-like-their-confederate-heroes-did#IDComment489190987 http://wonkette.com/489729/american-patriots-send-mean-e-petitions-threatening-secession-just-like-their-confederate-heroes-did#IDComment489175760 But that's the thing: If the Northeast really did separate, I figure we would loudly offer relocation to those people who no longer want to live under a fundamentalist regime. So it would lead to an even greater amalgamation of brilliant folks in one area of the country. Tue, 13 Nov 2012 16:07:49 +0000 http://wonkette.com/489729/american-patriots-send-mean-e-petitions-threatening-secession-just-like-their-confederate-heroes-did#IDComment489175760 http://wonkette.com/489729/american-patriots-send-mean-e-petitions-threatening-secession-just-like-their-confederate-heroes-did#IDComment489175056 Welcome aboard, I like you guys. Tue, 13 Nov 2012 16:06:51 +0000 http://wonkette.com/489729/american-patriots-send-mean-e-petitions-threatening-secession-just-like-their-confederate-heroes-did#IDComment489175056 http://wonkette.com/489729/american-patriots-send-mean-e-petitions-threatening-secession-just-like-their-confederate-heroes-did#IDComment489153849 No snark for a moment: Why don't we want secession? The Southrons think evolution is fake and hate education, while my fellow Northeast folks like science and logic and safety nets and stuff. Why not split into 2, or more, countries? I'll gladly take PA up through Maine as our new country. Tue, 13 Nov 2012 15:38:19 +0000 http://wonkette.com/489729/american-patriots-send-mean-e-petitions-threatening-secession-just-like-their-confederate-heroes-did#IDComment489153849 http://wonkette.com/489734/senate-republicans-to-swift-boat-john-kerry-all-over-again-for-larfs#IDComment489150223 I have no faith in Coakley after she somehow managed to lose Teddy's seat to the centerfold. Tue, 13 Nov 2012 15:33:28 +0000 http://wonkette.com/489734/senate-republicans-to-swift-boat-john-kerry-all-over-again-for-larfs#IDComment489150223 http://wonkette.com/489734/senate-republicans-to-swift-boat-john-kerry-all-over-again-for-larfs#IDComment489123338 Oh god, please don't let the Centerfold back into congress from the Commonwealth. I can't take any more of Scott Brown's goddamn truck. Tue, 13 Nov 2012 14:57:07 +0000 http://wonkette.com/489734/senate-republicans-to-swift-boat-john-kerry-all-over-again-for-larfs#IDComment489123338 http://wonkette.com/488211/mitt-romneys-guide-to-flood-management#IDComment476469787 Lowell has a huge immigrant population, and has for the last... 200 years or so. It really is one of the great immigrant cities in the entire country: Greek, Cambodian, Irish, French Canadian, Hispanic, German and pretty much any other ethnicity you can think of. There was a time when Lowell's textile mills had more looms than the entire Southern US. It's also the home of Paul and Niki Tsongas, Massachusetts Democratic royalty. Tue, 30 Oct 2012 18:19:21 +0000 http://wonkette.com/488211/mitt-romneys-guide-to-flood-management#IDComment476469787 http://wonkette.com/485668/here-is-your-gif-of-elizabeth-warren-trying-and-failing-not-to-laugh-at-scott-brown#IDComment453698956 The entire western part of the state. Then some rich white folks in the East. Tue, 2 Oct 2012 15:39:25 +0000 http://wonkette.com/485668/here-is-your-gif-of-elizabeth-warren-trying-and-failing-not-to-laugh-at-scott-brown#IDComment453698956 http://wonkette.com/485080/scott-brown-sorry-elizabeth-warren-forced-his-staffers-to-do-indian-war-whoops-by-being-indian#IDComment448648642 Do you root for the Jets, too? Tue, 25 Sep 2012 22:28:31 +0000 http://wonkette.com/485080/scott-brown-sorry-elizabeth-warren-forced-his-staffers-to-do-indian-war-whoops-by-being-indian#IDComment448648642 http://wonkette.com/484540/wnd-has-creative-theory-murdered-libyan-ambassador-was-gay-just-like-obama#IDComment445676153 Counterpoint: Michelle Obama. Fri, 21 Sep 2012 21:59:40 +0000 http://wonkette.com/484540/wnd-has-creative-theory-murdered-libyan-ambassador-was-gay-just-like-obama#IDComment445676153 http://firebrandal.com/2010/05/02/52-online-seates-game-thread-sox-must-save-face-in-baltimore.html#IDComment71929305 we're boned. Mon, 3 May 2010 05:20:54 +0000 http://firebrandal.com/2010/05/02/52-online-seates-game-thread-sox-must-save-face-in-baltimore.html#IDComment71929305 http://firebrandal.com/2010/04/19/419-online-seats-game-thread-patriots-day-turnaround.html#IDComment69010309 How on earth is this team 170 million dollars? If it were 45-50m I wouldn't be so annoyed. Tue, 20 Apr 2010 14:47:18 +0000 http://firebrandal.com/2010/04/19/419-online-seats-game-thread-patriots-day-turnaround.html#IDComment69010309 http://firebrandal.com/2010/04/12/412-online-seats-game-thread-red-sox-open-outdoors-in-minnesota.html#IDComment67550529 Not a great game. Not going to lie. Tue, 13 Apr 2010 00:51:28 +0000 http://firebrandal.com/2010/04/12/412-online-seats-game-thread-red-sox-open-outdoors-in-minnesota.html#IDComment67550529