en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/5276418 Comments by SavageDrummer http://wonkette.com/576063/rush-limbaugh-scott-walker-should-use-rape-jokes-to-explain-quitting-college#IDComment950086686 Also, make sure you tell them that you TOTALLY have a prescription for that oxy... Thu, 12 Feb 2015 22:14:59 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576063/rush-limbaugh-scott-walker-should-use-rape-jokes-to-explain-quitting-college#IDComment950086686 http://wonkette.com/575994/fox-news-science-is-a-hoax-that-steals-our-freedom-and-driving-privileges#IDComment950050964 Well, to be fair, reading is about as un-American as you can get... HEYO! Thu, 12 Feb 2015 18:56:28 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575994/fox-news-science-is-a-hoax-that-steals-our-freedom-and-driving-privileges#IDComment950050964 http://wonkette.com/575994/fox-news-science-is-a-hoax-that-steals-our-freedom-and-driving-privileges#IDComment950050710 I know this is snark, but damn if that's not a great idea. Thu, 12 Feb 2015 18:55:00 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575994/fox-news-science-is-a-hoax-that-steals-our-freedom-and-driving-privileges#IDComment950050710 http://wonkette.com/576020/gop-so-mad-obama-failed-to-plan-for-gop-destruction-of-obamacare#IDComment950049563 If only domestic abusers had as strong a lobby as murderers, y'know... the NRA. Thu, 12 Feb 2015 18:49:02 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576020/gop-so-mad-obama-failed-to-plan-for-gop-destruction-of-obamacare#IDComment950049563 http://wonkette.com/576020/gop-so-mad-obama-failed-to-plan-for-gop-destruction-of-obamacare#IDComment950049185 ... gunz, also too. Thu, 12 Feb 2015 18:47:17 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576020/gop-so-mad-obama-failed-to-plan-for-gop-destruction-of-obamacare#IDComment950049185 http://wonkette.com/575953/ted-cruz-has-had-it-with-you-federales-gaying-up-those-nice-straight-red-states#IDComment949997365 That would be the single greatest moment in human history. Thu, 12 Feb 2015 14:44:15 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575953/ted-cruz-has-had-it-with-you-federales-gaying-up-those-nice-straight-red-states#IDComment949997365 http://wonkette.com/575953/ted-cruz-has-had-it-with-you-federales-gaying-up-those-nice-straight-red-states#IDComment949997239 Ted Cruz is constantly one-upping himself when it comes to doing stupid stuff... Thu, 12 Feb 2015 14:43:32 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575953/ted-cruz-has-had-it-with-you-federales-gaying-up-those-nice-straight-red-states#IDComment949997239 http://wonkette.com/575928/barack-obama-hates-maureen-dowd-as-do-all-patriotic-americans#IDComment949815496 Dammit, you beat me to it! Wed, 11 Feb 2015 22:20:42 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575928/barack-obama-hates-maureen-dowd-as-do-all-patriotic-americans#IDComment949815496 http://wonkette.com/575928/barack-obama-hates-maureen-dowd-as-do-all-patriotic-americans#IDComment949815093 As a Canadian, nor am I! Wed, 11 Feb 2015 22:18:51 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575928/barack-obama-hates-maureen-dowd-as-do-all-patriotic-americans#IDComment949815093 http://wonkette.com/575928/barack-obama-hates-maureen-dowd-as-do-all-patriotic-americans#IDComment949815002 Is it just me, or does she look like a Zombie Dana Scully in that pic? Wed, 11 Feb 2015 22:18:25 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575928/barack-obama-hates-maureen-dowd-as-do-all-patriotic-americans#IDComment949815002 http://wonkette.com/575899/climate-scientists-do-normal-science-thing-proving-global-warming-a-total-hoax#IDComment949793859 "Ocean" is right there in the name, should clearly be fathoms. Wed, 11 Feb 2015 20:15:40 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575899/climate-scientists-do-normal-science-thing-proving-global-warming-a-total-hoax#IDComment949793859 http://wonkette.com/575899/climate-scientists-do-normal-science-thing-proving-global-warming-a-total-hoax#IDComment949793666 It's really warm in my office, but it's really cold outside. Proof that the climate is always in flux. Wed, 11 Feb 2015 20:14:30 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575899/climate-scientists-do-normal-science-thing-proving-global-warming-a-total-hoax#IDComment949793666 http://wonkette.com/575863/elizabeth-warren-asks-questions-about-vaccines-gets-shocking-answers#IDComment949786211 I didn't have any questions before this, but I'm always happy to listen to Elizabeth Warren be a badass. Wed, 11 Feb 2015 19:32:16 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575863/elizabeth-warren-asks-questions-about-vaccines-gets-shocking-answers#IDComment949786211 http://wonkette.com/575862/idiot-atheist-murders-three-muslim-students-in-nc-conservatives-are-greatest-victims#IDComment949784331 I'm probably closer to an "anti-theist" than an atheist (though I hate both terms, but that's a whole other ball of fish) and I DEFINITELY think this guy is an asshole. Wed, 11 Feb 2015 19:21:31 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575862/idiot-atheist-murders-three-muslim-students-in-nc-conservatives-are-greatest-victims#IDComment949784331 http://wonkette.com/575862/idiot-atheist-murders-three-muslim-students-in-nc-conservatives-are-greatest-victims#IDComment949783857 No true Republican, anyway... Wed, 11 Feb 2015 19:19:01 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575862/idiot-atheist-murders-three-muslim-students-in-nc-conservatives-are-greatest-victims#IDComment949783857 http://wonkette.com/575840/jon-stewart-made-an-announcement-last-night-dont-wanna-talk-about-it#IDComment949744095 Agreed, but they play excellent foils to Jon, they'd have to completely alter their schticks to take over the anchor roles. Aasif was always more incredulous about things rather than playing the character (Sam Bee or Jason Jones could have been good Colbert replacements, though!) Wed, 11 Feb 2015 15:56:07 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575840/jon-stewart-made-an-announcement-last-night-dont-wanna-talk-about-it#IDComment949744095 http://wonkette.com/575840/jon-stewart-made-an-announcement-last-night-dont-wanna-talk-about-it#IDComment949727990 Last Week Tonight is fantastic, but he's the only person I could really see taking over TDS. None of the other correspondents even seem like they could pull it off. Edit: Maybe Aasif Mandvi? Wed, 11 Feb 2015 14:46:27 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575840/jon-stewart-made-an-announcement-last-night-dont-wanna-talk-about-it#IDComment949727990 http://wonkette.com/575840/jon-stewart-made-an-announcement-last-night-dont-wanna-talk-about-it#IDComment949727727 I dunno... 4 nights a week might be a bit much for her... Wed, 11 Feb 2015 14:45:23 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575840/jon-stewart-made-an-announcement-last-night-dont-wanna-talk-about-it#IDComment949727727 http://wonkette.com/575783/montana-would-like-to-not-see-your-naked-bits-please#IDComment949560100 Before "Squeegee kids" were shunned and driven back to wherever it is they came from, I used to see topless squeegee girls from time to time... Some were more pleasant than others. Tue, 10 Feb 2015 23:33:57 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575783/montana-would-like-to-not-see-your-naked-bits-please#IDComment949560100 http://wonkette.com/575180/colorado-wants-to-make-it-easier-for-kids-to-spread-disease-because-america#IDComment948410423 No. Fri, 6 Feb 2015 15:15:58 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575180/colorado-wants-to-make-it-easier-for-kids-to-spread-disease-because-america#IDComment948410423