sanantonerose

sanantonerose

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325 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Texas Senator Lady Yam... · 0 replies · +18 points

No, we need her.

325 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rick Santorum Thinks I... · 0 replies · +7 points

Yes yes, I go in and out of consciousness. Today I am riled beyond belief at these fucking goddamn miserable sonsofbitches aka Republicans.

325 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Texas Senator Lady Yam... · 1 reply · +57 points

Such a childish game we are engaged in with these Republican assholes. They wanted to start as early as possible to make sure her bladder "gave out." And then Dewhurst could be seen from the gallery talking and laughing on his cell phone during some of Wendy's more emotional testimony.

But hey, talking for 13 hours straight? Please. That's something my 75-year old mother could do without even taking a breath. Texas got some tough women. YOU GO GIRL doesn't even begin to cover it.

325 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rick Santorum Thinks I... · 3 replies · +12 points

I can't believe one of youse wise guys didn't already post:

STAR WARS: EPISODE III - REVENGE OF THE SHIT

You're welcome. And now? Back to watching Wendy Davis filibuster the goddamn Texas Republicans.

338 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Washington Post Does W... · 0 replies · +2 points

On a related note, stick a Peep on a skewer and light that little mofo on fire. The sugar carmelizes delightfully. *nom nom nom* PEEPS BRULEE FTW

338 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Washington Post Does W... · 0 replies · +1 points

Soylent Pink is Peeps!

338 weeks ago @ Wonkette - General Petraeus Gives... · 0 replies · +5 points

"Keenly aware." Code for STFU and leave me alone, goddammit, can't you see I'm KEENLY AWARE? Which in fact actually translates to "I'm very sorry I got caught."

338 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Erick Erickson Pretty ... · 0 replies · +3 points

Also, beignets do not have creamy centers, but that's a GREAT idea. Get on it, Nawlins. Laissez les bon temps creamy!

338 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Erick Erickson Pretty ... · 0 replies · +6 points

I'm beginning to understand why the Romans fed these assholes to the lions. Religion had nuthin to do wid it.

343 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Please Nobody Tell The... · 4 replies · +13 points

From weaselsnips or whatever:

"Well, LaShonda. while the nation suffers, he and that, giant, rawboned, and fat assed separate vacation taking, no expense spared $10 hooker he pretends is is wife (he's gay. ya know) live high on the hog like King Louis the 15th. Just a bit ostentatious, doncha think? By the way, I love it when complete dopes like you get mad! It's hilarious!"

Yeah, I love it when complete dopes like this get mad. Pretty fucking hilarious! And I totes didn't know Bam was teh gay.