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398 weeks ago @ Wonkette - 'Open Carry' Idiots So... · 0 replies · +5 points

Needs a hoverround.

398 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Texas School Board Lad... · 1 reply · +12 points

Like Dubya, I get the feeling that this woman expresses herself WITH GREAT EMPHATIC CAPITALIZATION because that's how the world is explained to her.

399 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Cliven Bundy Quits Rep... · 3 replies · +17 points

These people want to secede from the United States. And the problem is...?

484 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Bankers, Please Feel F... · 0 replies · +4 points

No, but the next best thing: I can't tell you how many times you'll see Brazilian guys grabbing their junk in public.

I find it rather entertaining. Your results may vary.

484 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Bankers, Please Feel F... · 1 reply · +10 points

As a gringo who speaks a tiny bit of Portuguese, I'm as confused as anybody else by this Brazilian invasion.

For the record, "kkkkkkkk" translates in Portuguese texting, internet etc. as "hahahahahhahaha".

Oi gente! Bemvindo, mais por favor nao abusa a nossa website.

Carry on.

484 weeks ago @ Wonkette - 'Jail Is For Democrats... · 0 replies · +2 points

Hell, there's 3-4 of the damn things parked in the Missouri. Not to count the dog tracks, etc. etc.

484 weeks ago @ Wonkette - 'Jail Is For Democrats... · 3 replies · +5 points

It's hard to believe sometimes that Iowa had honest-to-god Socialistic farming collectives (well, "farming cooperatives") up until the 1970's.

And Council Bluffs is a very special place indeed. Sort of a smaller white Detroit.

484 weeks ago @ Wonkette - 'Jail Is For Democrats... · 1 reply · +6 points

You sound like you know my you know the awesome $5M footbridge they built that starts in downtown Omaha and leads on the CB side to an open swamp?

Deeply weird place, Council Bluffs.

484 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Get Ready For Your Clo... · 0 replies · +5 points

Difference is that I'd fuck Hank.

484 weeks ago @ Wonkette - It's Okay, You Guys, S... · 0 replies · +24 points

The change in lighting and the movement of her "shopping" bags leads me to one conclusion: she's hitting every Kmart in Southern Cali & cleaning out their Sudafed supply. QED, bitch.