This is simulateneously both horrible and amazing.Think amazing exceeds by a small margin, though.

326 words exactly, crossover with Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne

Naoki Kashima (also known as the Demi-Fiend, Hito-Shura) was a nice guy. He certainly didn’t look like it, with demonic green tattoos covering his manly chest and the insane amount of power hidden deep inside his soul. And he did once kill a god.

But honestly, that god had been asking for it. At least Lucifer genuinely cared for humanity.

Naoki also liked cute things. Children included.

So when Twilight Sparkle offered him a job at the local school, he thought ‘sure, why not’ and took it.

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“Hello, welcome to the Ponyville preschool. You must be the human Twilight was talking—eep!”

Naoki blinked. “Is there a problem?”

Don’t look at those tattoos. Don’t look at the eyes of a killer. Don’t look at the long, toned, rough muscles covering every inch of his body. Don’t look at the hands that could surely crush your windpipe with ease…

“Nothing!” Cheerilee whimpered.

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“Mister! Mister! Tell us a story!”

“A story? Fine.”

The fillies and colts leaned forward at their desks, as Naoki grabbed a stick of chalk and drew a demonic looking parasite on the board.

“So anyway, the world had just ended and I was stumbling around in an empty hospital.” Naoki said seriously, “Then I met this woman in black and this blonde child, who grabbed me by the arms and shoved this thing into my eyeball—”

The foals listened, enraptured, much to Cheerliee’s horror.

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The foals used to play the evil Nightmare Moon and the good Princess Celestia.

Now they play the mighty Demi-Fiend and the evil angels. At least, until their parents stop them.

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The final straw came when half the foals showed up with green markings all over their bodies and plastic horns attached to the back of their necks.

“Please don’t come again,” Cheerilee begged, failing to hide her fear, “The parents can’t take it.”

Well, shit. “Do I still get paid?” Naoki asked.