RunnyRose

RunnyRose

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496 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Chuck Grassley's Lates... · 1 reply · +20 points

Usually, person-anal questions are asked by licensed analrapists.

500 weeks ago @ Wonkette - GOP Hack Suggested Usi... · 1 reply · +10 points

"His law professor, Roberta Harding, said the sign looked juvenile, yet someone had gone to a lot of trouble to make it."

Yep. Definitely a UK student.

501 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Diplomat In Austria Te... · 0 replies · +9 points

Yeah, but what about the time machines?

505 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Desperate Sarah Palin ... · 0 replies · +10 points

The article is headlined "Palin Opens Up and Plays Coy." Clearly, the NYT knows its audience.

506 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Valerie Jarrett Commit... · 0 replies · +26 points

On the plus side, it sounds like he just got a date with Valerie out of it.

507 weeks ago @ Wonkette - 'Cold Air Mass From Ca... · 1 reply · +11 points

No, it'll be passed through a conveniently-located hole in the stall divider.

508 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Dugway Bioweapons Army... · 0 replies · +4 points

Rule # 1: Cardio.

515 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Barack Obama Is Mad At... · 1 reply · +2 points

The only problem with that theory is that Ali had actually won some fights before the Foreman bout.

517 weeks ago @ Wonkette - How To Make Wonketteâ€... · 0 replies · +7 points

Aw, hell no, you did not just say that! If you're gonna do it, though, you might was well pair it up with an abortion shot (vodka with a drop of Tabasco). In for a dime, in for a dollar.

519 weeks ago @ Wonkette - GOP Congressman Who Bl... · 0 replies · +25 points

I did want to call this guy a pussy. But then I remember what I've learned from Dan Savage and so I proudly say, "You sir, are nothing but a SCROTUM. Yes, a scrotum. You're weak, you protect nothing, you're totally influenced by outside factors, you're thin-skinned, and frankly, you're ugly."

Calling him a pussy would be far too much of a compliment.