gdp's Comments

Wonkville : O.C. politician says website in his name 'hijacked' to advertise pornography

Mon, 13 Feb 2017 06:24:17 +0000

This couldn't have happened to a worse person. I hope it was really nasty gross porn, not the good kind.

Wonkville : He’s With Her: Inside Paul Ryan’s Months-Long Campaign to Elect Hillary Clinton President

Mon, 24 Oct 2016 02:19:11 +0000

“Ryan, who leads the pro-Islamic migration wing of the Republican party, has repeatedly rejected Trump’s call for curbing Muslim migration– despite the fact that Trump’s plan is supported by seven in ten Wisconsin Republican voters” He's a SEEKRET MUSLIM!!1

Wonkville : Cally's B-Day Was the 15th, Yinz! Rilly!

Mon, 19 Sep 2016 06:24:21 +0000

Bengals Cthulu haz a sad. https://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/fil...

Wonkville : Norway has a military penguin, because they're amazing

Fri, 26 Aug 2016 06:06:09 +0000

This is among the reasons Foreign Policy ranks Norway last on its Failed States Index.

Wonkville : Duck!

Fri, 19 Aug 2016 07:06:11 +0000

I love Duluth. Except in Winter, which lasts from September-May.

Wonkville : tRump ❤ Russia ❤ Iran

Fri, 19 Aug 2016 06:57:45 +0000

The Russians appear to have given the Americans last-minute notice...A tightening of Russian-Iranian security cooperation will be seen by Saudi Arabia and Israel as a threat, and since those two countries have the most powerful lobbies in Washington, it will view the development as threatening, as well.

It looks like the Russians and Iranians did the U.S. a favor. If they had told us ahead of time, there would have been pressure from the Saudis and Israelis to try and stop the operation.

Wonkville : Well, that was a quick 180: I personally drafted the speech of the "Benghazi mom," Patricia Smith...

Thu, 18 Aug 2016 08:34:02 +0000

He's from Maryland and he says "Growing up, Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan were my icons." Way to throw Spiro Agnew under the bus, asshole.

Wonkville : OK, which one of you fine Wonkvillians did this?

Fri, 12 Aug 2016 07:42:24 +0000

I'd like to take credit, but I would never set foot in Florida.

Wonkville : San Diego roadside sign hacked with profane message about Trump

Sat, 6 Aug 2016 05:51:16 +0000

Stay classy, San Diego!

Wonkville : Boss battle:Trump versus Biden

Sat, 6 Aug 2016 01:11:35 +0000

Which son is that, again? Uday or Qusay?

Wonkville : Trump Syllabus 2.0

Tue, 19 Jul 2016 05:44:54 +0000

Great resource. Thanks!

Wonkville : 'Schindler's List' Producer Compares Dinesh D'Souza to Oskar Schindler

Mon, 18 Jul 2016 03:44:24 +0000

“I had the honor of working on a film that told the story of a man, one man, a single man, who made a difference in the lives of about 1,100 people. His name was Oskar Schindler,” Molen told 2,200 people at the Republican National Convention premiere of Hillary’s America in Cleveland

Let's see... if 2,200 people saw his movie, that makes Dinesh twice the hero, right?

Wonkville : Mike Pence's Wife Karen, sells the most useless item ever

Sat, 16 Jul 2016 06:11:22 +0000

What a strange combination of the most infinitely useful device in the universe (a towel) and the most infinitely USELESS device (a wine charm). Seriously, if you are setting your wine glass down and walking away from it, then you don't deserve to get it back.

Wonkville : Not so fast: Defeated anti-Trump delegates vow trouble during the convention

Sat, 16 Jul 2016 06:04:30 +0000

"All your convention belong to Trump."

Wonkville : Begun, the M&M drone wars have begun on prairie dogs

Fri, 15 Jul 2016 01:25:16 +0000

I hope the chocolate isn't bad for the ferrets (although they probably thought of this).

Wonkville : 22% of the things Trump said are TRUE? That is shocking!

Sat, 2 Jul 2016 07:16:35 +0000

22 percent sounds high. They must be counting every time he called Jeb a loser or Rubio sad.

Wonkville : I'm surprised one of you hasn't posted this yet: Massive Structure Found 'Hiding In Plain Sight' At

Sat, 11 Jun 2016 22:51:02 +0000

I was there just a few weeks ago! Wonder why I didn't see it...

Wonkville : This Dalek is Helping Save Humanity from Antibiotic-Resistant Supergerms

Sat, 11 Jun 2016 18:36:23 +0000

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CTevvolUYAAYOVh.jpg

Wonkville : Hillz - Take a Look at Richard Sherman for Veep

Thu, 9 Jun 2016 16:12:21 +0000

My favorite zinger from the comments:

All congressman were present for the vote except newly elected Pete Carroll, who decided to pass.

Wonkville : Donald Drumpf has ties to organized crime? Why, I'm SHOCKED!!!

Tue, 24 May 2016 08:08:42 +0000

"I said don't ask me about my business"