RoxanneRholes

RoxanneRholes

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7 years ago @ The Toast - Riding Bitch: A Life i... · 0 replies · +3 points

Haha. Well, I'm not saying bikers can't ALSO be jerks...

7 years ago @ The Toast - Riding Bitch: A Life i... · 0 replies · +1 points

Potential diagnosis: it's chilly out and he's warming it up. Some old bikes need that. Could you ask him to keep the door halfway shut while he's warming it up?

Also, man, I am really glad I don't have to get up and and head to work at 5am.

7 years ago @ The Toast - Riding Bitch: A Life i... · 2 replies · +2 points

Yes! I have done this. If it's an older bike, that's sometimes what it needs to warm up. Or sometimes there's gunk in there and it's taking a long time to start or clear out. I can almost guarantee you that he isn't just trying to piss you off! Lately, my bike has been super finicky and I need to rev it wayyyyy up in order to keep it from stalling out as soon as I start moving. You could try asking him if the noise is happening while he's working on the bikes, and if you could work out a time of day to be a "no loud bikes" time so that you can study - it's very unlikely that he's trying to piss you off.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 0 replies · +1 points

There is a Facebook group, too! https://www.facebook.com/groups/491140164297275/

8 years ago @ The Toast - Live Your Life Like Th... · 0 replies · +4 points

I just want to hold this man and tell him it is all going to be okay. Oh my god.

8 years ago @ The Toast - President Fitzgerald G... · 0 replies · +30 points

AND IF THE PRESIDENT SAYS IT’S PRONOUNCED SUNDIPS
THEN IT’S PRONOUNCED SNACKDEES

Oh my god.

Also, I hate Fitz, I really, really do. This show is SO GOOD except for the fact that for some reason we are all supposed to SWOON about their totally fucked up pseudo-relationship. Fitz is the worst and I just want Olivia to fall in love with Harrison or Huck. Or Abby.

Just kidding, now that I think about it, definitely just Abby.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 0 replies · +5 points

PAY OFF THE CARD. DO IT. PAY IT OFF. And do NOT let it build up again - credit cards are the enemy of fun times.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 0 replies · +3 points

I traveled with a boyfriend for ten months and have tons of advice! Haha. Come back and post again when you have more details of what you want to do, but one big thing is: create alone time. We didn't have to because we were on motorcycles so it would be like, hours at a time unable to communicate, but I would have gone crazy without that.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 2 replies · +1 points

Yes! French 75s are the best. You can also flavor that syrup with lavender or citrus peels.

Similarly, I made a ton of marmalade that didn't set, so now I have orange peel syrup for yeaaaars.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 4 replies · +8 points

My insertion experience was, without a doubt, the worst thing that has ever happened to me. Long story. But all my friends who have them love them, and I'm a sad freakish anomaly. Womp womp! You will probably be just fine. However, if I can offer some anomaly advice, just in case, and I am knocking on wood that you will not need to do these things, but you may as well:

1. A trick from my mom: clean your bathroom. Seriously. If it doesn't go well and you spend days as home taking bubble baths and wishing the pain away, you will be so thankful to not have to stare at nasty bathtub mold.
2. Make sure someone, even a cab driver, is bringing you there, and home. Do not take public transportation, do not walk, do not bicycle.
3. Set up an arsenal of take-out menus, movies, books, and booze if that's how you roll.
4. Get those lower-back heat pads from the drug store - if you get cramps, you can stick 'em to your lower belly. It will be heavenly.

My experience was the worst I have ever heard, even after scouring the internet. It is almost for sure yours will be better! And if you do these things, even if it's terrible, you will be okay.