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441 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Barack Obama Has Now T... · 0 replies · +1 points

What about the moral injustice of her enormous head?

457 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Homeless Child Spared ... · 0 replies · +1 points

Check out the article's Related Topics: barack obama, ellen degeneres, Long Island, research, ... teenagers

All of the worst things in the world in one string of topics, amiright!?

491 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin Honors Vet... · 0 replies · +1 points

Justice Rolls (6 Servings)

Ingredients:
-A Ham
-Mayonnaise

Directions:
Carve 6 unpleasantly thick slices of ham. Spread generously a gross amount of mayonnaise on each slice. Gently roll up the slices. Serve to white guests while airing a "Friends" rerun on TBS.

494 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Bristol Palin's Faceli... · 0 replies · +3 points

Head still big.

497 weeks ago @ Big Journalism - Examples In Myspace Jo... · 0 replies · +1 points

I agree with Dana, Iowahawk is a real gas. Those Wonkette boogers are a bunch of Munsons.

499 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Montana Still Wants To... · 1 reply · +5 points

You heard it here first, gays: you are still cool and underground. Way to not lose your integrity going mainstream, gays.

499 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Scott Walker Demotes D... · 0 replies · +2 points

Undue privilege is like drunk driving; it didn't feel wrong until you were caught.

510 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Chuck Grassley Startle... · 0 replies · +2 points

Sounds like the rebranding of 4 Loko.

511 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Weird Canadian Still T... · 0 replies · +3 points

I want to advocate that this is just that sweet, quiet and shy Canadian humour, but I don't know about that autobiography. Too much deadpan.

519 weeks ago @ Wonkette - TSA Says It's 'Irrespo... · 0 replies · +1 points

Yeah, there was that once when they were trying to charge that kid who farted on a cop for assault or something. It was dropped, but still you see it could get messy. Our country has buried enough manners as it is; we should probably hold off on farting on one another for as long as possible.