en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/1644227 Comments by Rotundo_ http://wonkette.com/566399/fbi-tried-to-slut-shame-martin-luther-king-into-suicide-in-1964#IDComment910733444 It is just a shame that one cannot go back and give the Rev. a photoshopped or better still, real photo of Hoover in a skirt or getting a beej from Clyde. Just have him sign off on the back "Hypocritical Honky Motherfucker says WHAT?" on the back with "We have more and with negatives." just below. Wed, 12 Nov 2014 22:10:49 +0000 http://wonkette.com/566399/fbi-tried-to-slut-shame-martin-luther-king-into-suicide-in-1964#IDComment910733444 http://wonkette.com/565580/scott-walker-clinches-lowest-seed-in-2016-primary-bracket#IDComment905753421 Four more years of handouts to the business class and crony appointments to look forward to. Scooter will not disappoint the Koch's and other investors. Wed, 5 Nov 2014 22:35:59 +0000 http://wonkette.com/565580/scott-walker-clinches-lowest-seed-in-2016-primary-bracket#IDComment905753421 http://wonkette.com/565580/scott-walker-clinches-lowest-seed-in-2016-primary-bracket#IDComment905751927 Christie and Scooter will be just fine, especially Scooter, with the legislature tied up and the courts already chock full of Thompson appointees that are barely literate enough to read toilet paper labels. Maybe the papers might make a fuss, but barely anyone in Wisconsin reads anymore. Wed, 5 Nov 2014 22:33:26 +0000 http://wonkette.com/565580/scott-walker-clinches-lowest-seed-in-2016-primary-bracket#IDComment905751927 http://wonkette.com/565580/scott-walker-clinches-lowest-seed-in-2016-primary-bracket#IDComment905749959 I would take that in a more literal sense, coming out Christie's ass won't mangle his skull up any more than it has been. Chris could probably use the roughage too... Wed, 5 Nov 2014 22:30:01 +0000 http://wonkette.com/565580/scott-walker-clinches-lowest-seed-in-2016-primary-bracket#IDComment905749959 http://wonkette.com/564011/rnc-lady-wishes-you-werent-stupid-wisconsin#IDComment894236770 The eyes aren't just crossed, they're not on the same plane either as are the two halves of his skull, ears etc. Mom Walker must still be feeling that one. Tue, 21 Oct 2014 21:15:02 +0000 http://wonkette.com/564011/rnc-lady-wishes-you-werent-stupid-wisconsin#IDComment894236770 http://wonkette.com/563441/looks-like-its-time-to-execute-another-mentally-ill-guy-for-justice#IDComment890223752 Well, Dubya did the same thing so it seems to be a tradition there. Moron governors are one too, but being from Wisconsin, I can't toss too many stones (Tommy Thompson, Scooter kind of qualify in that department too). At least we don't have the death penalty here. Yet. Wed, 15 Oct 2014 21:22:31 +0000 http://wonkette.com/563441/looks-like-its-time-to-execute-another-mentally-ill-guy-for-justice#IDComment890223752 http://wonkette.com/563300/middle-aged-wonkette-owner-knocked-up-by-stud-underling-pix-or-gtfo#IDComment889544139 No snark, best wishes and positive thoughts going your way. Congratulations to you both. Considering how bloody awful things have been of late, it is refreshing to see someone finding some happiness out there. Tue, 14 Oct 2014 21:21:12 +0000 http://wonkette.com/563300/middle-aged-wonkette-owner-knocked-up-by-stud-underling-pix-or-gtfo#IDComment889544139 http://wonkette.com/562976/supreme-court-stops-scott-walker-from-rigging-election-too-bad#IDComment887476153 I am still expecting a "Waukesha Miracle" where 2000% of eligible voters will have voted to keep Scooter in the rubber stamp room for the Fitzgerald boys, but who knows, maybe we will get an honest election out of this mess. Nahhhhhhhhh..... Scooter will probably win by a razor's margin and Waukesha County will put him over the top, Fri, 10 Oct 2014 20:15:55 +0000 http://wonkette.com/562976/supreme-court-stops-scott-walker-from-rigging-election-too-bad#IDComment887476153 http://wonkette.com/562938/palins-vindicated-as-stinking-drunk-brawling-yahoos-per-anchorage-p-d-police-report#IDComment887021221 The contrasts would be delicious: Ann rolled up in a fetal ball while $arah lounges around Mitten's pool in bikini, sagging breasts bobbling between her knees swigging a Bud Light saying "Damn! A girl could get used to this!" as Mittens develops his first calluses from all the facepalms. Thu, 9 Oct 2014 21:49:21 +0000 http://wonkette.com/562938/palins-vindicated-as-stinking-drunk-brawling-yahoos-per-anchorage-p-d-police-report#IDComment887021221 http://wonkette.com/562561/dead-breitbart-outraged-that-muslims-helped-rebuild-oklahoma-after-tornado#IDComment885533998 Same stink, different mouthpiece, Andy is the gift that keeps on giving. Even if sane rational people don't want any. Mon, 6 Oct 2014 21:33:46 +0000 http://wonkette.com/562561/dead-breitbart-outraged-that-muslims-helped-rebuild-oklahoma-after-tornado#IDComment885533998 http://wonkette.com/562449/derp-roundup-yes-stevie-wonder-truthers-are-a-thing#IDComment884937434 Damn, that's just.... Beautiful, poetic, to the point, sorry, tearing up here, you've said it just so much better than I could have... Sun, 5 Oct 2014 14:56:43 +0000 http://wonkette.com/562449/derp-roundup-yes-stevie-wonder-truthers-are-a-thing#IDComment884937434 http://wonkette.com/562179/florida-jury-finally-finds-murderer-michael-dunn-guilty-of-murder#IDComment883402831 Zimmerman's daddy and the money for the legal team no doubt explain why Curious George is still on the loose and this guy (who wasn't politically connected or made of cash) got the slammer, but I still am amazed that he was found guilty. Florida just seems to like paranoid lighter skinned types shooting blah kids for sport: Could it be going out of fashion down there? Maybe this hope thing is a thing? Wed, 1 Oct 2014 21:56:57 +0000 http://wonkette.com/562179/florida-jury-finally-finds-murderer-michael-dunn-guilty-of-murder#IDComment883402831 http://wonkette.com/561934/ted-cruz-definitely-not-ready-to-not-not-say-whether-or-not-hell-run-for-president#IDComment882437707 Tailgunner Joe at least had an excuse for being an asshole-he was drunk. Teddles is an asshole who doesn't need alcohol added. Mon, 29 Sep 2014 22:58:26 +0000 http://wonkette.com/561934/ted-cruz-definitely-not-ready-to-not-not-say-whether-or-not-hell-run-for-president#IDComment882437707 http://wonkette.com/561600/values-voter-summit-day-one#IDComment882008709 Deep fried, sticky, starchy and void of anything other than processed grains and processed meats. Lots and lots of refined sugar and really poor quality beverages (Budweiser, Deep-Fried Snickers Bars, you know-Carny Chow). Sun, 28 Sep 2014 20:55:48 +0000 http://wonkette.com/561600/values-voter-summit-day-one#IDComment882008709 http://wonkette.com/561600/values-voter-summit-day-one#IDComment882007736 Thank goodness this usually is the case, if they *weren't* half-wits they would be more dangerous than they already are. As is, they at least are fun to watch when they get stupid and slash themselves into tiny bite size chunks. Sun, 28 Sep 2014 20:51:45 +0000 http://wonkette.com/561600/values-voter-summit-day-one#IDComment882007736 http://wonkette.com/561620/jon-stewart-on-latte-salute-poutrage-f-ck-you-and-all-your-false-patriotism-video#IDComment881200477 I hate that I live in a time when I get a sick feeling in my stomach anytime someone claims to love this country or mention the word "patriot". It has been debased by FOX and others in the conservative movement into something with less dignity and respect than used car sales pitches. Fri, 26 Sep 2014 17:13:09 +0000 http://wonkette.com/561620/jon-stewart-on-latte-salute-poutrage-f-ck-you-and-all-your-false-patriotism-video#IDComment881200477 http://wonkette.com/561131/wingnuts-find-hillary-clintons-love-letters-to-saul-alinsky-lenin-david-cassidy#IDComment879650262 Ho Ho Ho, indeed!!!! I bet she played on poles, swings and all manner of depraved things in that so called "playground" in her youth. Definitely speaks to her morality and character... Mon, 22 Sep 2014 22:08:30 +0000 http://wonkette.com/561131/wingnuts-find-hillary-clintons-love-letters-to-saul-alinsky-lenin-david-cassidy#IDComment879650262 http://wonkette.com/561167/why-is-gabby-giffords-so-shrill-and-emotional-about-guns#IDComment879646918 So is "winning the morning" a contest of which "news" organization is staffed by the most insufferable assholes? Politico has definitely wrapped it up with this one for today. Mon, 22 Sep 2014 21:54:42 +0000 http://wonkette.com/561167/why-is-gabby-giffords-so-shrill-and-emotional-about-guns#IDComment879646918 http://wonkette.com/561167/why-is-gabby-giffords-so-shrill-and-emotional-about-guns#IDComment879646343 Tiger Beat on the Potomac, never heard it called that. Perfection. Mon, 22 Sep 2014 21:52:33 +0000 http://wonkette.com/561167/why-is-gabby-giffords-so-shrill-and-emotional-about-guns#IDComment879646343 http://wonkette.com/561167/why-is-gabby-giffords-so-shrill-and-emotional-about-guns#IDComment879645950 Damn, they just keep breaking that barrier, there is no rhetorical bottom with them, no bottom level of stupidity, no lie too base, no limit to what they will say to justify themselves. It's rare these days that I get amazed, but they still can pull it off, amazingly enough. I wonder how they can look themselves in the mirror and consider themselves of the same species as other humans Mon, 22 Sep 2014 21:51:00 +0000 http://wonkette.com/561167/why-is-gabby-giffords-so-shrill-and-emotional-about-guns#IDComment879645950