I saw that and for some reason immediately ordered a dozen tubes of vagisil.
No one was surprised to discover that the first email response came from Senator John Cornyn.
To be fair, she is drunk in that picture.
Yes, but does she get her tits out?
This story needs more bear maulings.
It sucks that we will never explore outerspace again, but look on the bright side, at least we won't have to deal with the Necromorphs.
If a black man with a funny name can get elected in this country surely a frothy mix of lube, poop and semen can get elected.
How come this story doesn't contain the word "buttsex"? This is still Wonkette, right? Show a little respect for those that came before Kirsten. If you had any decency you would change the headline to "Murdoch to Parliment: I have Buttsex with David Cameron."
I picked all the socialist spendy things and taxed everything possible and still managed to shrink the government.