Rockford_Brodie

Rockford_Brodie

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437 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - 24 Hours of Lemons New... · 0 replies · +2 points

IIRC, the first time this car showed up(a long time ago), the team that owned it created a corporation so they could sell it to themselves for $1. The judges were so impressed by their chutzpPAH that the were going to let it go without any laps...until they looked under the hood and found a supercharger staring them in the face. 10,000 laps!

445 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - Hooniverse Weekend Edi... · 0 replies · +1 points

I voted for the Merak, but I do dig the juxtaposition of stick shift and grandma fresh interior in the Fox body. As an aside, while a Windsor would be cool, why not go the other way and have yourself a Zephyr SVO?

445 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - Hooniverse Classic Cap... · 0 replies · +3 points

What most people don't know is this is also a factory custom from apostrophe and lawsuit aficionado Carroll Shelby, known as the "Mus' get you 'tang".

446 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - Hooniverse Classic Cap... · 0 replies · +2 points

Yaay.

447 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - Last Call- All Fired U... · 0 replies · +1 points

Say what you want, but he's already cashed in on a toy deal!

447 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - Neil Bates hoons a res... · 0 replies · +2 points

MASTER of rallying, Neil BATES, and THE TOYota Celica.

447 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - Hooniverse Asks- What ... · 0 replies · +5 points

My plans? Start a LeMons team.

448 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - Hooniverse Classic Cap... · 0 replies · +2 points

While pondering Buz' new "look", Tod tries in vain to hide the fact that his shorts just got a lot shorter...

450 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - Hooniverse Classic Cap... · 0 replies · +4 points

"MINIONS! Report!"

"Still nothing going on at the Venture compound, boss. Say, can we talk to you about something? This tennis motif, some of the guys're talking about how it doesn't make any sense."

"You DARE question THE MONARCH?!"

"Well, that's just it. What does tennis have to do with being a monarch?"

"Eh...nothing really. I just decided to name myself after this sweet ride, and there was a sale at the pro shop. Looks just like a Mercedes, right!"

[mutters]"Yeah, if you squint after smoking a bunch of peyote in a rainstorm."

"WHAT?!"

"Uh, maybe we'd be taken more seriously if you dressed up as a king, or, I dunno, a butterf...no, that's actually worse than-"

"Butterfly, you say? Hmm..."

450 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - Hooniverse Classic Cap... · 0 replies · +1 points

Until recently, his parents never had the heart to tell him he was adopted...

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