RichardCripples

RichardCripples

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11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - UBS Needs Help Selecti... · 0 replies · +56 points

An explanation on why they believe UBS will still be around in 150 years.

11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Financial Services Emp... · 0 replies · +34 points

or a woman

11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Barclays' (Now Former)... · 1 reply · +84 points

It was the heat of the moment.

Oliver "Asia" Desbarres

11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Opening Bell: 11.02.12 · 4 replies · +12 points

You realize that when you write a paragraph all of the sentences are supposed to have a common theme, right? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paragraph

Try again, but this time focus on just one of the voices you hear, and definitely ignore any voice that mentions "the Illuminati" repeatedly.

11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Opening Bell: 11.02.12 · 7 replies · +21 points

I know everyone is going to attack this No More guy but he does have a point, these people were making $71K per year! It really was poor planning on their part to not outfit every house on Staten Island with a personal whole house generator. Or better yet, just build an impenetrable shield over the whole damn place!! I mean, c'mon, $71K per year, there is nothing you can't buy for that kind of money! The real question here is what were these people wasting that money on if not preparing for a hurricane/sandstorm/plague/locust invasion? I am sure these seventy-thousandiares squandered their riches on things like food, shelter, clothing etc. Fools.

11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Opening Bell: 08.30.12 · 7 replies · +67 points

Judging by the picture, one of Mr. Adelson's "other interests" has to be luring children into his windowless conversion van with offers of free puppies and candy.

11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Bridgewater Associates... · 0 replies · +44 points

Headline 2 years from today: "Bridgewater Associates in Hot Water Over Release of Wild Hyenas and Wildebeests onto Campus."

11 years ago @ Dealbreaker - How Can Wall Street Fe... · 0 replies · +54 points

Bess, I am being completely sincere when I tell you that if you want me to look into manually moving your back end I would be happy to do so.

12 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Caption Contest Wednesday · 0 replies · +111 points

Mandy: How did you decide that this was the career for you? I mean, basically, you put on funny outfits and make a fool of yourself as a way to pass the time in between the real activities people want to watch and, at the end of the day, people will always view you as slightly more professional than a circus clown. Is it hard to respect yourself when you look in the mirror knowing that most people are laughing at you?

ARS: Well, Mandy even as a young child I was interested in busi-

Mandy: Oh, sorry Andrew, that question was for the Devil...

12 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Opening Bell: 01.19.12 · 3 replies · +13 points

"If you don't stop motherfucking talking about raising motherfucking taxes, I'm gonna choke you to death with this tie."