Are they looking for volunteers to take custody of Patrick? Cause Im down.
This is terrible. And to make matters worse, The Ed Show was playing in the background as I read this. As if Andrew Breitbart himself accosted me and smeared santorum across my face for good measure.
Stop ignoring the bright side: These cousin-fuckers are finally reading something.
Sooooooo this means we don't get to see the penis papers?
Yet, by forcing an 8 yo stray boy to wear a pink "world's best soccer mom" tshirt, how will the GOP distinguish the disgusting poor from an illegal messican?
I'd be dissatisfied as well if I had to wait for the 2028 ticket of Pierce Bush / Iowa's Benjamin Johnson.
Not to be outdone, Rand Paul sent all staffers to Iowa for a good-ol-fashioned door to door anal rape canvass.
Rush really isn't that bad if you picture him as the front half of a fun-loving centaur.