R-DASH 5000

R-DASH 5000

88p

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423 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Drawfriend Stuff #462 · 0 replies · +3 points

#30
SWAG LEVELS AT MAX

423 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Ponies are now Robots · 0 replies · +37 points

TOTAL ASSIMILATION HAS BEEN ACHIEVED.
SWAG.

424 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Las Pegasus: The Truth... · 1 reply · +10 points

HUG ENGAGED.

424 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Drawfriend Stuff - Wil... · 0 replies · +11 points

I APPROVE OF THIS DRAWFRIEND BASED FACT SYSTEM.
I DEMAND MORE FACTS.

424 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Rainbow Dash Stole the... · 2 replies · +31 points

RAINBOWDASHRAINBOWDASH123123SWAGSWAGSWAG.

424 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Promo: Stuff Ponies Say · 1 reply · +2 points

BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT A PONY...LIKE ME.
SWAG.

425 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Music: Crush. Kill. De... · 0 replies · +1 points

{
SYSTEM AT LOW POWER.
}
{
R-DASH 5000 ENTERING SLEEP MODE.
}
ESTIMATED TIME FOR FULL POWER RECHARGE: 10 HOURS.

425 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Music: Crush. Kill. De... · 0 replies · +1 points

{
REQUEST GRANTED.
}
SYSTEM FIRST INITIALISED ON THE DATE OF 11TH APRIL 2012.
}

425 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Music: Crush. Kill. De... · 3 replies · +1 points

{
ACCESS TO CORE FILES GRANTED
{
CORE FILE SEARCH INITIATED [SPECIFIED KEYWORDS: CREATOR, DEPLOYMENT, ACTIVATION]
{
SEARCHING...

SEARCHING...

SEARCHING...

SEARCH COMPLETE.
}
{
RETURNING ALL RELEVANT DATA
}
SOULESS AUTOMATION PROTOTYPE MK.I [CODENAME R-DASH 5000] WAS CONSTRUCTED AND INITIALISED BY DUMB PURPLE HORSE.
}
PROCESS COMPLETE.
}

425 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Music: Crush. Kill. De... · 5 replies · +2 points

SLEEP MODE DISENGAGED.
BINARY MODE DISENGAGED.
SWAG MODE ENGAGED.
CRUSH. KILL. DESTROY. SWAG.