Shore could use a few Claymores. It do get tirin' puttin' the 'Gansett down and havin' ta shout...."Get OFF my lawn!"
Mike dyed his hair to throw you off the trail.
Quite. He left with 30% approval ratings.
Maybe they could mandate a "Norquist Salute," which would be something like pretending to lean over and strangle something in a bath tub.
Why is Mike Nesmith after the lunatic fringe right, and where is his watch cap?
A picture of the President shooting a hockey puck might resolve the "elbow controversy."
Dead Abby Hoffman would be more informative, and certainly more entertaining.
Get Grace Kelly while you're at it.