ProfessorPat

ProfessorPat

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13 years ago @ Equestria Daily - Poll Results: Celebrit... · 0 replies · +11 points

Obligatory Christopher Walken quote:

"I'd love to do a character with a wife, a nice little house, a couple of kids, a dog, maybe a bit of singing, and no guns and no killing, but nobody offers me those kind of parts."

Umm... perfect opportunity here!

13 years ago @ Equestria Daily - Poll Results: Celebrit... · 0 replies · +7 points

But griffon talons are scary. I'd have gone for a wing.

13 years ago @ Equestria Daily - Poll Results: Celebrit... · 0 replies · +2 points

The episode outside of the song was one of my least favorites though, therefore they lost their lead.

13 years ago @ Equestria Daily - Happy Birthday, Derpy ... · 1 reply · +6 points

But... but it's just Rainbow Dash recolored. The mane is wrong and her eyes make too much sense!

...and I still like the picture regardless

13 years ago @ Equestria Daily - Animation: Derpy\'s Pe... · 0 replies · +1 points

Lasers? Who's idea was that? Seems more like a job for a skilled assassin and stealth than firepower and large scale assaults. We don't want to scare the innocent ponies away after all.

Come on guys, you've got to think these things out. We'll never be able to get Fluttershy back if she sees one of them die. Rarity would never talk to such savages after this. What are you thinking?

13 years ago @ Equestria Daily - Drawfriend Stuff #603 · 1 reply · +2 points

They are dying from pink cats? How can they ever expect to make it into Equestria? I don't care what kind of cat it is, what color it is, or what it's doing, nothing will stand up to the cuteness beyond the dimensional plane.

Time for drastic measures. Bring in the blind scientists!

13 years ago @ Equestria Daily - Drawfriend Stuff #603 · 3 replies · +2 points

I think I could keep quiet enough for a two man team to work for this first expedition. I mean, unless I saw a few special ponies, but as long as we can establish peaceful relations before that, it should work out fine.

Now, where are our scientists with those pink cats!?

13 years ago @ Equestria Daily - Drawfriend Stuff #603 · 5 replies · +3 points

Well I'll hand this job off to those with access to more cats then. Just remember who it was that thought of fluffy, pink tails if this works. I want to be in the first wave of Equestrian explorers.

13 years ago @ Equestria Daily - Drawfriend Stuff #603 · 7 replies · +3 points

Who's willing to let me dye their cat pink? That may have something to do with why all these cats have failed me so far, wrong colors.

13 years ago @ Equestria Daily - Drawfriend Stuff #603 · 9 replies · +4 points

I think the key is in the fluffy tail... but I'm not sure how to get around that one. I mean, what else does she have that none of us do? That has to be it.