Beryl

Beryl

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11 years ago @ Halolz - Zora Architects · 0 replies · +9 points

MAGIC. PANTS.

11 years ago @ Halolz - DovaLiink · 0 replies · +16 points

The Dragonborn's expression could be interpreted as suspicious and apprehensive, with good reason. Link has been near the top of the adventurer market for a long, long time. Nobody has managed to unseat him yet, and in almost all of his outings one thing remains constant. Link has a very special bow. A bow famed far and wide for taking down vocal men of power with very specialized shots...

But for now? A pleasant picnic with one adventurer like the other.

11 years ago @ Halolz - League of Draven · 0 replies · +11 points

I do not play LoL and have never intended to, that said, I like this post. I always see LoL posts on this site and hear random snippets about game updates on other sites; and I just think, "Okay, wtf, how many characters/extra stuff does this game have; and how is it so good at producing esoteric jokes?"

But now? That problem is gone. I get it now. There are no extra characters, only Draven. Many extra costumes and movesets for Draven. Next time I see a LoL post I'll know that all that's behind it is a Draven-Draven-Draven battle royale. Thanks Virado!

11 years ago @ EQComics - Captain Carnivore · 0 replies · +6 points

Secondary superpower: ability to survive and continue moving with no bones.

11 years ago @ Halolz - [VIDEO] Who's Cooking ... · 0 replies · +5 points

First thought: Da fuq did I just watch?
Second thought: DA FUQ DID I JUST WATCH?!?
Third thought: If there actually was a racing combat game starring two main characters (with good chemistry) that transform THEMSELVES into a variety of unusual vehicles I would buy the hell out of it.

...

Fourth thought: It would prooooobably sell better without the crotch baby plasma cannon.

12 years ago @ Halolz - Pikachu's Facebook Update · 0 replies · +33 points

Pikachu: States he's the most popular Pokemon = 0 likes on anything.
Squirtle: Can't go ten minutes without being 'liked'

Facebook Knows What's Up.

12 years ago @ Halolz - [VIDEO] Ponies Invade ... · 3 replies · +5 points

Commentapalooza time:

Video 1: Given that the last dragon mod I saw was a nightmare inducing Randy Savage one, I have to say that this looks really good. Honestly though, it would have been 20% cooler with Rainbow Dash (and her mighty rainbow breath attack!)

Video 2: So wait, spy is crying at the end? He treated Rarity horribly! Ah well, I can't wait for the sequel: "The Many Misadventures of Demoman and Rarity." It's gonna be sweet.

Video 3: Ugh, I saw this thing on Newgrounds some time ago and I didn't like it then. Aside from the preface that makes it sound like more than a contest of strength, I just didn't find it that interesting.

Video 4: Later, Rarity joined up with Simon to gather the pieces of Lord Dracula. She made him into a dress (it gave her the powers of darkness, and Hives.) Simon, of course, got to keep Drac's face so that he could go 'slippi-slappi-slippi-slappi'.

Video 5: Great, now this is stuck in my head. Class should be fun...

12 years ago @ Halolz - Super Mario Ball Z · 4 replies · +12 points

Am I missing the word Candlejack somewhere in these cut off se~

12 years ago @ Halolz - My Little Turret: Frie... · 0 replies · +4 points

Wow, I'm imagining all of the turrets lines in Fluttershy's meekest voice now. And it Is AWESOME! Somebody needs to make this as a mod.

12 years ago @ Halolz - [VIDEO] World of Poké... · 0 replies · +3 points

The first land to be conquered was Kanto. From there the great masters sent their conquest throughout the lands. Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Orre, Unova, all controlled by a few unseen gods. But now, a new land lurks on the horizon. A place that has accepted the ways of monster battling for themselves. Now, our mighty young Pokémasters set forth to conquer Azeroth!

*Ackbar Voice*
IT'S A TRAP!