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Wonkette : FBI Presser: Help Your Wonket Racially Profile The Boston Massacre Suspects

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 06:07:35 +0000

I think that's Peter Griffin.

Wonkette : Conspiracy Theorists Ask Public To Take Them Seriously, Blame Family Guy For Boston Massacre

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 16:24:47 +0000

I blame XKCD: http://what-if.xkcd.com/40/ "Am I right to be afraid of pressure cookers?"

Wonkette : Margaret Thatcher Dead; Never Got To Meet Her Idol, Sarah Palin

Mon, 8 Apr 2013 12:52:32 +0000

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/northe...

Wonkette : Margaret Thatcher Dead; Never Got To Meet Her Idol, Sarah Palin

Mon, 8 Apr 2013 12:51:24 +0000

Two words: Ding Dong

Wonkette : Comments From Indian Gang Rape Defendants' Lawyer Unlikely To Win New Fans For Lawyers

Thu, 10 Jan 2013 11:27:22 +0000

If it's a legitimate murder, the woman's body has a way of not shutting down.

Wonkette : Alex Jones Yells, Adopts Bad British Accent While Calmly Explaining His Serious Concerns

Tue, 8 Jan 2013 14:06:51 +0000

Since the Newtown Massacre, another, er, two people have been shot to death in the UK. That'll be our tyrannical gun control laws.

Wonkette : Fox News Host Reveals Dastardly Obama Plan To Replace Christian God With Bo The Dog

Mon, 10 Dec 2012 16:15:25 +0000

Shake hard enough and some universal healthcare will land in your lap.

Wonkette : Fox News Host Reveals Dastardly Obama Plan To Replace Christian God With Bo The Dog

Mon, 10 Dec 2012 16:14:32 +0000

Not Muslims. Which throws a spanner in the works of that theory.

Wonkette : Fox News Host Reveals Dastardly Obama Plan To Replace Christian God With Bo The Dog

Mon, 10 Dec 2012 16:13:41 +0000

The bio of the Fox report's author, Todd Starnes, notes that his book is "endorsed by Sarah Palin, Mark Levin and Sean Hannity". So I wouldn't expect much from his 'journalism'.

Wonkette : Free Republic Geniuses Would Like To Be Part Of England Again, To Escape Socialism

Thu, 8 Nov 2012 17:19:44 +0000

When Mittens visited the UK in the summer, he repeatedly insulted the entire nation. So I'd rather not have all his supports crossing the Atlantic too, thank you very much. Oh and also the NHS.

Wonkette : WND: Journalists Should Be Executed In Honor Of Free Speech Week Because Supporting American Preside

Fri, 26 Oct 2012 11:18:37 +0000

So by disagreeing with the PREVIOUS president, Obama was shaming America and committing treason, and by agreeing with the CURRENT president the press are shaming America and committing treason? Glad we cleared that up.

Wonkette : Sundays With The Christianists: With This ‘World History’ Textbook, Your Homeschooled Babbies Wi

Mon, 22 Oct 2012 12:21:30 +0000

I like to imagine creationist tourists arriving in London to pay tribute to Queen Victoria, going to an ATM at Heathrow and being issued with a wad of £10 notes, all of which bear the portrait of a certain Mr C R Darwin.

Wonkette : Let’s Play ‘Mystery Date’ With The Republicans!

Tue, 28 Aug 2012 16:01:55 +0000

Bearded gent from the Middle East, wearing robes and constantly going on about how he can talk to God? He'd never make it onto the plane to Florida, never mind as far as the convention.

Wonkette : Let’s Play ‘Mystery Date’ With The Republicans!

Tue, 28 Aug 2012 16:00:20 +0000

Haven't you seen The Crying Game?

Wonkette : Let’s Play ‘Mystery Date’ With The Republicans!

Tue, 28 Aug 2012 15:59:03 +0000

Ken Layne, obviously.

Wonkette : BREAKING: Assange Eludes Extradition, Flees To Ecuador In Elaborate Masquerade

Fri, 24 Aug 2012 14:05:20 +0000

" I don't believe any of the conduct the victims alleged against him -- putting aside his version of events -- would even constitute a crime either in the United States or in Great Britain." Whether or not such acts would be a crime in the US is irrelevant, as he's being extradited from the UK to Sweden. As for Britain, Assange's legal team has twice attempted to have the case thrown out on the grounds that nothing Assange is alleged to have done would be a crime in the UK, and twice the British courts (Magistrates and High) have ruled that, yes, actually, it would be. http://jackofkent.com/2012/06/assange-would-the-r...

Wonkette : BREAKING: Assange Eludes Extradition, Flees To Ecuador In Elaborate Masquerade

Fri, 24 Aug 2012 10:35:00 +0000

The problem lies in people being unable to separate what Assange did with Wikileaks (generally a good thing) with what he allegedly did to two women in Sweden (unquestionably a bad thing). Just because he stuck it to the man with Wikileaks does not mean he is incapable of committing crimes. Nor does it mean that any attempt to bring him to justice over alleged sex crime is a direct result of some grand international conspiracy against him. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Wonkette : BREAKING: Assange Eludes Extradition, Flees To Ecuador In Elaborate Masquerade

Fri, 24 Aug 2012 07:43:04 +0000

Somewhat disappointed to see fellow Wonketteers trundling down the Akin-esque path marked "well it wasn't rape-rape" comments. Not to mention the lazy recycling of Wikiparanoia about how Assange "hasn't even been charged", despite the fact that the Swedish authorities want him extradited specifically so they CAN charge him. You may acquaint yourself with some actual facts here: http://www.newstatesman.com/blogs/david-allen-gre...

Wonkette : Mitt Romney Now Losing Friends And Alienating People In Olde Anglo-Saxon-Lande Too

Thu, 26 Jul 2012 17:32:31 +0000

Sarah Palin's un-nameable grandchild who we all love very much.

Wonkette : Mitt Romney Now Losing Friends And Alienating People In Olde Anglo-Saxon-Lande Too

Thu, 26 Jul 2012 17:25:29 +0000

Obama is only the second black person Cameron has ever met.