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PostApocalypse

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12 years ago @ Wonkette - Michele Bachmann Offer... · 1 reply · +2 points

So is everybody reading Wonkette in a dark room with the blinds drawn, then? Am I doing it wrong?

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Michele Bachmann Offer... · 0 replies · +2 points

A cucumber? Are you from PETA?

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Michele Bachmann Offer... · 3 replies · +4 points

Hey Wonkette!

I luvs my American porno and my American political snark. But you libtards never understand the truth of seperate but equal. Howsabout we get rid of PETA blondie blowing a cucumber over there so I can read my dumb comedy at work without making people uncomfortable?

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Libertarian Billionair... · 1 reply · +1 points

What's up with these timid modern day billionaires? Used ta be they'd just go take an already existing island and set up their day one lawless utopias. Bonus: rapetastic underage native girls.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - New Mike Huckabee Cart... · 0 replies · +1 points

I thought the fondling fathers were all Catholic.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Study: Americans Poor ... · 0 replies · +7 points

The ant?

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Michele Bachmann Is GO... · 0 replies · +5 points

I like to imagine she's looking up and to the left directly at an incoming plotch of seagull poop.

edit: after reading the alt-text > - 'seagull poop", + "jism".

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Michele Bachmann Const... · 0 replies · +8 points

From now on oxymoron counts as truth.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Mitt Romney Says Helpi... · 0 replies · +3 points

And who invented kicking the debt spiral into high gear for political gain? Ronald fucking Reagan, that's who.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Gal Who Interned For H... · 0 replies · +1 points

"... if that is her real name."

I once knew a guy who went by "Fritz." Turns out, his real name? Santiago Steel.

Embarrassment. of. riches.