So is everybody reading Wonkette in a dark room with the blinds drawn, then? Am I doing it wrong?
A cucumber? Are you from PETA?
I luvs my American porno and my American political snark. But you libtards never understand the truth of seperate but equal. Howsabout we get rid of PETA blondie blowing a cucumber over there so I can read my dumb comedy at work without making people uncomfortable?
What's up with these timid modern day billionaires? Used ta be they'd just go take an already existing island and set up their day one lawless utopias. Bonus: rapetastic underage native girls.
I thought the fondling fathers were all Catholic.
I like to imagine she's looking up and to the left directly at an incoming plotch of seagull poop.
edit: after reading the alt-text > - 'seagull poop", + "jism".
From now on oxymoron counts as truth.
And who invented kicking the debt spiral into high gear for political gain? Ronald fucking Reagan, that's who.
"... if that is her real name."
I once knew a guy who went by "Fritz." Turns out, his real name? Santiago Steel.
Embarrassment. of. riches.