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Wonkette : Hey, Remember When Jack Stuef Almost Broke Your Wonkette? Good Times. By Jack Stuef

Sat, 4 Jan 2014 00:04:02 +0000

I'm still a Tr-g-Truther. There are some bizarre coincidences that have never been explained because question askers like Wonkette were cowed into submission.

Wonkette : Hey, Remember When Jack Stuef Almost Broke Your Wonkette? Good Times. By Jack Stuef

Sat, 4 Jan 2014 00:00:17 +0000

The Condi Roundup was one of the most informative Wonkette mini-themes ever. Thanks.

Wonkette : Walmart is Just Fine With All Those Taxpayer Subsidies, Says Walmart

Mon, 3 Jun 2013 19:54:10 +0000

I just went to Bentonville for shits and giggles and it has a very nice museum. Not nearly enoough Kincaides and paintings of sad clowns though.

Wonkette : BP Pays Top Chef To Come To New Orleans, Do Something With All These Eyeless Shrimp

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:16:23 +0000

And I thought the Texas season was sweaty. These cheftestants are going to learn what bayou blues really means.

Wonkette : BP Pays Top Chef To Come To New Orleans, Do Something With All These Eyeless Shrimp

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:12:53 +0000

Have you seen most of the cheftestants? Be careful what you wish for.

Wonkette : Screw It, We Are Just Hiring Everyone Now

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:10:52 +0000

This freewall model might catch on. I mean not everybody can be a cheap freeloading bastard, right? Who's with me here? Anybody?

Wonkette : Screw It, We Are Just Hiring Everyone Now

Thu, 16 May 2013 12:55:57 +0000

1. Quit Day Job. 2. Become Wonkette Commenter 3. Profit!!!!11111!!! What could go wrong?

Wonkette : Screw It, We Are Just Hiring Everyone Now

Thu, 16 May 2013 12:45:23 +0000

I gave you as much as Andrew Sullivan. Seems only fair even though Sully gives better mustache rides.

Wonkette : Alleged Sex Creep in Peter Pan Hat Is Prominent Oregon GOP Politican, Of Course

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 05:24:19 +0000

In fairness, if she was 20, the sex was of legal but the drinking was underage and the roofie was downright illegal at any age.

Wonkette : Alleged Sex Creep in Peter Pan Hat Is Prominent Oregon GOP Politican, Of Course

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 05:20:56 +0000

When did roofies become as common as breath mints?

Wonkette : Brave Daily Caller Muckraker Exercises His Freedom To Troll

Fri, 15 Jun 2012 20:19:07 +0000

Doesn't Tucker have some gay people to beat up in the bathroom or something?

Wonkette : Mitt Romney's Honking Bus Totally Sticks It To Rival High School

Thu, 14 Jun 2012 21:12:42 +0000

This is the campaign that sent Obama headquarters their used pizza. They can't even do pranks right.

Wonkette : We Guess There Is Just No Way To Know What Is Going On In This Self-Taped Stand Your Ground Video

Wed, 13 Jun 2012 19:22:01 +0000

But, but... he said the magic "I'm in fear for my life" words which bring a ring of protection around him. He's going to need them in prison.

Wonkette : Shell Oil Apparently Has Not Yet Learned What 'The Internet' Is For

Wed, 13 Jun 2012 16:50:42 +0000

For comparative purposes, here is the real Shell Oil website. http://www.shell.com/ It's a pretty good facsimile.

Wonkette : Shell Oil Apparently Has Not Yet Learned What 'The Internet' Is For

Wed, 13 Jun 2012 16:32:34 +0000

Bingo. I smell spoof.

Wonkette : Zany Washington Post Marijuana Story Contains Dangerous Levels Of Wordplay

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 21:15:21 +0000

Keep telling your mom that.

Wonkette : Zany Washington Post Marijuana Story Contains Dangerous Levels Of Wordplay

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 21:13:55 +0000

Since WaPo fired all their editors two years ago, self-editing is the only type left.

Wonkette : North Dakota Wants To Get Rid Of Property Taxes Because It Is Mostly Grass Anyway

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 21:02:05 +0000

It's called the Magic Asterisk and it pays for a lot of tax cuts. Just ask Paul Ryan.

Wonkette : North Dakota Wants To Get Rid Of Property Taxes Because It Is Mostly Grass Anyway

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 21:01:22 +0000

Yes, Prop 13 was such a roaring success I don't know why every state doesn't do it.

Wonkette : North Dakota Wants To Get Rid Of Property Taxes Because It Is Mostly Grass Anyway

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 20:57:58 +0000

I've been through North Dakota once but I still subscribe to the theory that it was invented by South Dakotans to make their state seem less boring.