Plowmon

Plowmon

84p

315 comments posted · 3 followers · following 0

395 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Terrible Harpy Nancy P... · 0 replies · +1 points

Fap to that horrible old bitch!? I think of her to prevent filthy thoughts from compelling me to abuse myself...

408 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Study: You Are Not Act... · 0 replies · +3 points

Um, glocks really don't 'cock' (no hammer) or 'lock' (no manual safety) which makes them damn dangerous as the cop showed the children in the video...

408 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sundays With The Chris... · 2 replies · +2 points

Don't sell home-schooling short!

431 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Massive Heaps Of Eleph... · 1 reply · +4 points

So at least there are some nekkid boobs?

431 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Greedy Lawyers Victimi... · 0 replies · +1 points

I'm suing Target as toilet paper is actually cheaper in the medium-sized 24 roll package but their employee said the best deal was the jumbo 98 roll pack. Of course I couldn't be bothered to do the math and she was really leaning on me to put the big pack in the cart...

458 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Homeland Security Is I... · 0 replies · +8 points

When I hoped for change this wasn't really what I was thinking of...

459 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Romney's Tax Plan Prop... · 0 replies · +6 points

Wait, I thought the Japs bought the country in 1978...

462 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Herman Cain Wants Job ... · 0 replies · +8 points

PIZZA PARTY AT THE PENTAGON! MIDNIGHT, BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!

463 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Stephen Colbert Tricks... · 7 replies · +31 points

I love getting in touch with my corporateness...

464 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Arizona Gun Nuts Pose ... · 1 reply · +1 points

I've gotten a gun for Christmas, beats the shit out of socks!