Pearcer

Pearcer

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499 weeks ago @ Halolz - Hipster P-body · 0 replies · +6 points

Welcome to PORTOLZ.dos [Insert username here] Home of Aperture LOLZ Testing Laboratories. It is I, GLaDOS ..I mean [Insert site admin name here] please procede through the portal to you right to begin testing, failure to do so will result in a unsatisfactory mark on your Epeen score followed by death followed by loss of cake.

499 weeks ago @ Halolz - Hipster P-body · 4 replies · +18 points

Grenades are far to mainstream for me, so I use combustable lemons.

499 weeks ago @ Halolz - Hipster P-body · 4 replies · +14 points

Lead based Paint is to mainstream, use ground up moon rocks

521 weeks ago @ Halolz - Video Game Cuts of Meat · 0 replies · +4 points

This was made all the more awsome by the fact I'm eatting stew, but now I'm sad that it is just plain old beef stew and not yohsi tongue stew D:

521 weeks ago @ Halolz - Poker Night at the Dog... · 1 reply · +4 points

Maybe but it is also the same meat he uses to make his home made hotDOGS.
one thing I can't work out why Sam does not like them?

522 weeks ago @ Halolz - Poker Night at the Dog... · 5 replies · +14 points

Looks like Max is about to shoot all those cheating dogs!!
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On a unrelated note at the next poker night, Max is going to be offering sandvichs made with a special type of...meat >.>'

522 weeks ago @ Halolz - [VIDEO] Poker Night at... · 0 replies · +7 points

Thank god for urban dictionary :P

522 weeks ago @ Halolz - [VIDEO] Poker Night at... · 5 replies · +8 points

Conversations over card games on motorcycles!?

522 weeks ago @ Halolz - [VIDEO] Poker Night at... · 2 replies · +11 points

Off the cuff:

spontaneous; done without any planning or rehearsing

the actors on the show "whose line is it anyway" are known for their ability to do comedy sketches off the cuff.

522 weeks ago @ Halolz - [VIDEO] Poker Night at... · 3 replies · +40 points

I am Heavy literature guy and this [grabs big ass book] is my weapon. She weighs 150 kilograms and is printed with $200 custom tooled letters at 10,000 letters per page. It costs $400,000 to read this book... for twelve seconds.
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Oh my god, who touched Tsar Hunger?! Alright… Who touched my book?!
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Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe…[sniffs] maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart PhD.